# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/41 "2024-07-08T09:55:28Z")
[not an entry]I gotta say, you all have so many good punchlines.[/nae] ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/42 "2024-07-08T13:21:19Z")
“Have you ever seen such cruelty?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/43 "2024-07-08T14:49:42Z")
Steven Seagal’s first role ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/44 "2024-07-08T15:17:15Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Steven Seagal’s first role - [not an entry] Can’t be his first role, he’s clearly postmenopausal. [/nae] ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/45 "2024-07-08T22:55:16Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Granny was paid off by the mob to take a dive. Let’s all post whatever we **Desire Under the Elm** er\_J.Fudd photo entry ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/46 "2024-07-08T23:42:32Z")
Thanks! [![](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/61de661b-7bd4-4368-a432-4e9828401e9d/dg28f7a-d1a6d384-0e2b-4e5b-8785-02e3a88084ab.jpg/v1/fit/w_375,h_500,q_70,strp/spock_and_princess_leia__by_andersartwork_dg28f7a-375w.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTAyNCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzYxZGU2NjFiLTdiZDQtNDM2OC1hNDMyLTRlOTgyODQwMWU5ZFwvZGcyOGY3YS1kMWE2ZDM4NC0wZTJiLTRlNWItODc4NS0wMmUzYTg4MDg0YWIuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTc2OCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.1wQmyLBLByuZUFdHh8LmdIjLLuo9EbxwnmYQP8oSS9I) ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/61de661b-7bd4-4368-a432-4e9828401e9d/dg28f7a-d1a6d384-0e2b-4e5b-8785-02e3a88084ab.jpg/v1/fit/w_375,h_500,q_70,strp/spock_and_princess_leia__by_andersartwork_dg28f7a-375w.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTAyNCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzYxZGU2NjFiLTdiZDQtNDM2OC1hNDMyLTRlOTgyODQwMWU5ZFwvZGcyOGY3YS1kMWE2ZDM4NC0wZTJiLTRlNWItODc4NS0wMmUzYTg4MDg0YWIuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTc2OCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.1wQmyLBLByuZUFdHh8LmdIjLLuo9EbxwnmYQP8oSS9I) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/47 "2024-07-08T23:51:27Z")
Looks like Spock’s getting Leia’d tonight. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/48 "2024-07-09T00:07:21Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Looks like Spock’s getting Leia’d tonight. - That’s a Pon too Farr. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/49 "2024-07-09T00:12:03Z")
Looks like Leia won’t have to force herself on Spock. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/50 "2024-07-09T00:28:44Z")
Spock and Leia at Tanagra. Shaka, when clothing fell. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/51 "2024-07-09T00:34:03Z")
“I think I’m near a logical conclusion!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/52 "2024-07-09T00:41:23Z")
“Unlike Solo, _I_ don’t shoot first.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/53 "2024-07-09T01:38:16Z")
“Up yours, James T. Kirk!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/54 "2024-07-09T02:02:19Z")
Finally! Star Trek vs. Star Wars doesn’t matter! They’ve joined! _They’re the same damned thing!_ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/55 "2024-07-09T05:55:24Z")
When Solo finds out, it’ll be _The Wrath of Han_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/56 "2024-07-09T13:14:28Z")
The minds aren’t the only things that will meld. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/57 "2024-07-09T16:45:14Z")
I’m not like your brother. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/58 "2024-07-10T00:15:48Z")
Man! These are some of the funniest replies I’ve seen in this thread. Because my head is in the gutter, the prize goes to… > [@needscoffee](#): > > Unlike Solo, _I_ don’t shoot first.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/59 "2024-07-10T00:35:56Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/KzBtpk3.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/KzBtpk3.png) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/60 "2024-07-10T00:40:43Z")
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