# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/581 "2024-08-30T15:12:08Z")
Sis Boom Bah! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/582 "2024-08-30T17:06:32Z")
Not in play _“What is the sound of an exploding sheep?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/583 "2024-08-30T17:16:33Z")
AI misconstrues [pets de sœurs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pets_de_s%C5%93urs) in the worst possible way ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/584 "2024-08-30T19:33:48Z")
Nicely done, @needscoffee > [@needscoffee](#): > > “Next time, don’t pray for a big sister!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/585 "2024-08-30T21:39:05Z")
Let me know if this is a repeat. I didn’t keep track early on… [![](https://i.imgur.com/Ku5r4R2.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/Ku5r4R2.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/586 "2024-08-30T21:50:45Z")
Small plaque 8” above the door sill: “If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health, there are several resources available to help, including…” Actual text: “Bok, bok bok-bok-bok! BUBOK!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/587 "2024-08-30T21:59:28Z")
Following a promising lead, Detective McFeathers investigates a ‘missing hen’ case. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/588 "2024-08-30T22:27:13Z")
Hannibal Cluckter is feeling a bit peckish. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/589 "2024-08-30T22:33:40Z")
So. That’s how you solve a problem like Maria. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/590 "2024-08-31T01:00:58Z")
“I’ve always wanted to become a friar”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/591 "2024-08-31T01:17:39Z")
Is this the Jeffrey Dahmer exhibit? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/592 "2024-08-31T02:28:10Z")
He was proud to be appointed to negotiate a treaty with the enemy, but pessimistic about his chances for success. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/593 "2024-08-31T02:48:33Z")
“If I had hands and arms, I would have brought flowers for the deceased.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/594 "2024-08-31T07:12:48Z")
Hun? This one looks promising…it says they have 11 kinds of herbs and spices… Hun?.. Hun?? [Sound of chicken footsteps retreating at a fast pace] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/595 "2024-08-31T16:03:42Z")
“Let my people go!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2024, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/596 "2024-08-31T22:17:24Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Following a promising lead, Detective McFeathers investigates a ‘missing hen’ case. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! You’re up, @Ferris! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/597 "2024-09-01T03:29:06Z")
🙂 Thanks very much! Let’s stick with an animal/food theme… [![](https://ui3.assets-asda.com/dm/barb-darpino-and-comedy-wildlife-photo-awards_GL?scl=1) ](https://ui3.assets-asda.com/dm/barb-darpino-and-comedy-wildlife-photo-awards_GL?scl=1) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/598 "2024-09-01T03:32:48Z")
Having stuffed Dale into his cheek pouches, Chip is dismayed to realize he’s now obligated to keep him fed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/599 "2024-09-01T03:49:05Z")
Damn! I forgot to say Grace. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/600 "2024-09-01T03:50:47Z")
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