# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/601 "2024-09-01T03:50:56Z")
Chip suddenly realizes that although he figured out how to pop corn in his cheeks, he doesn’t know how he’ll add the butter. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/602 "2024-09-01T03:52:07Z")
I don’t think this is the Cobb salad I ordered. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/603 "2024-09-01T03:58:03Z")
Chip has his chance now that Joey Chestnut is disqualified from the corn-eating contest. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/604 "2024-09-01T14:43:33Z")
Still hasn’t found the kernel of wisdom. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/605 "2024-09-01T15:57:10Z")
Bite , chew. Bite, chew. Bite, chew. What am I forgetting? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/606 "2024-09-01T15:58:19Z")
Did I leave the stove on? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/607 "2024-09-01T17:15:38Z")
(Channels John Belushi from _Animal House_) See if you can guess what I am now. (Punches both cheeks, spewing his mouth contents all over rude spectators) I’m a zit! Get it? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/608 "2024-09-01T17:20:59Z")
Phil says it’s gonna be a long winter. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/609 "2024-09-02T04:54:26Z")
As a wise man once said… > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Still hasn’t found the kernel of wisdom. Gets my vote, @Prof.Pepperwinkle ! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/610 "2024-09-02T12:22:25Z")
Why, thank you! I don’t think we’ve had this one. Let’s try… [![](https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/talk-to-the-fin-JENNIFER-HADLEY-COMEDY-WILDLIFE-PHOTOGRAPHY-AWARDS-2022-1024x632.jpg) ](https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/talk-to-the-fin-JENNIFER-HADLEY-COMEDY-WILDLIFE-PHOTOGRAPHY-AWARDS-2022-1024x632.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/611 "2024-09-02T14:24:21Z")
Wait… there is a fowl voice in the air. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/612 "2024-09-02T15:26:26Z")
J’ accuse! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/613 "2024-09-02T15:37:19Z")
Hey, you wanna stand in winds 80 below zero, be my guest… I’m going sunbathing ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/614 "2024-09-02T15:57:33Z")
“Talk to the flipper!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/615 "2024-09-02T20:29:38Z")
A gentleman is one who never gives offense unintentionally ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/616 "2024-09-02T21:00:20Z")
A traffic management penguin moving on a rubbernecker at the scene of a shark attack. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/617 "2024-09-02T22:02:01Z")
“Five Yard Penalty!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/618 "2024-09-02T22:50:14Z")
No, no, no, Mr. Suave. I’ve heard about you. It starts with a stroll on the beach, and the next thing I know, I’m regurgitating herring for three hungry chicks! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/619 "2024-09-02T23:00:47Z")
These are Generation Alpha penguins. Let’s listen in for their unique communication style: “Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he’s carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice gooning fr we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling“ And of course we must acknowledge that it was the penguins who invented vocal fry ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/620 "2024-09-03T06:08:25Z")
Eschewing even the slight comforts and vanities afforded other orders, they were the Nuns of Gavarone [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=32)