# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/621 "2024-09-03T15:24:26Z")
They used real almonds as bullets in the Guns of Toblerone. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/622 "2024-09-03T18:31:28Z")
Oh, these are amazing! But, gotta go with… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/623 "2024-09-03T18:32:09Z")
All of these are amazing! But I gotta go with… > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Eschewing even the slight comforts and vanities afforded other orders, they were the Nuns of Gavarone ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/624 "2024-09-03T18:50:59Z")
Thanks Prof. [![](https://i0.wp.com/racingnelliebly.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/2-kitty-a99771_vintage_11.jpg?ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/racingnelliebly.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/2-kitty-a99771_vintage_11.jpg?ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/625 "2024-09-03T19:34:09Z")
How many angels can dance on Alfred Hitchcock’s nose? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/626 "2024-09-03T20:28:13Z")
Agnes and Sally high-fived after booting ‘Clumsy Clara’ off the chorus line. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/627 "2024-09-03T21:56:13Z")
The teenagers of Franconia Notch thought it great sport for decades, but when the face of The Old Man of the Mountain collapsed was the day the dancing stopped. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/628 "2024-09-03T23:07:21Z")
I’m not liking this reboot of _North By Northwest_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/629 "2024-09-04T00:14:20Z")
The Lemming Sisters are a singing ~~quartet~~ … ~~trio~~ … duo from Yosemite Valley. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/630 "2024-09-04T10:37:12Z")
We love our air toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/631 "2024-09-04T18:44:34Z")
(Not a good day for this- I’m waiting to hear from a lot of my former coworkers that their kids are safe in Winder Georgia. So far nobody has reported anything) Still, before all this hit, I was truly enjoying everyone’s reply. Everyone ran a close 2nd place behind @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/632 "2024-09-05T01:05:35Z")
More retro stunts… [![](https://acmehpl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/82093144.jpg) ](https://acmehpl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/82093144.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/633 "2024-09-05T01:08:09Z")
Hey watch the bumps! Remember, I got chunks of Barney Oldfield in my stool! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/634 "2024-09-05T01:35:28Z")
A few months later, Peugeot decided a _symbolic_ lion on the car’s hood would be better. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/635 "2024-09-05T01:40:35Z")
Somebody needs to tell him that the tiger belongs _in_ the tank, not outside of it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/636 "2024-09-05T01:41:34Z")
“They said I’d become an equipment operator. They promised I’d be driving a Cat. They didn’t say I’d be driving a cat.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/637 "2024-09-05T01:42:56Z")
The last time this happened, my Crystal Gayle t-shirt was ruined. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/638 "2024-09-05T09:10:35Z")
[cheeky second entry] Alfonzo suddenly realised his pit team had been urging him to take a racing _line_. [/c2e] ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/639 "2024-09-05T17:06:16Z")
That’s one way to make the engine roar. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/640 "2024-09-05T18:07:29Z")
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