# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/641 "2024-09-05T18:07:48Z")
I’ll be your roundabout. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/642 "2024-09-05T20:00:38Z")
The “Wall Of Death” is mainly about surviving slowing down and stopping. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/643 "2024-09-05T20:25:34Z")
First appearance of the Bert Lahr Racing Team. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/644 "2024-09-06T03:54:36Z")
The winner! > [@Ferris](#): > > Alfonzo suddenly realised his pit team had been urging him to take a racing _line_. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/645 "2024-09-06T04:57:05Z")
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd - I _was_ quite proud of that effort! Let’s have a much more normal picture as the next challenge: [![](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2165492/84473189.jpg) ](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2165492/84473189.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/646 "2024-09-06T05:12:33Z")
Not in play: You call that _normal_? In play: Introducing DC’s newest hero, Marble Boy! No bad guys can keep their feet around him! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/647 "2024-09-06T10:38:49Z")
THE KITTY DID IT! ( Insert Discourse padding ) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/648 "2024-09-06T14:04:53Z")
Whatever that boy has, it’s spreading. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/649 "2024-09-06T14:27:52Z")
Daddy, I’m pixellating! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/650 "2024-09-06T15:55:02Z")
Those were your competition for mommy’s egg. Usually they die off but, well, congratulations on being a medical oddity ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/651 "2024-09-06T22:04:18Z")
Status conscious parents now bedazzle their children. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/652 "2024-09-07T06:51:33Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Daddy, I’m pixellating! I thought this was rather clever, so I’m declaring @Prof.Pepperwinkle the winner. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/653 "2024-09-07T15:31:42Z")
Thanks! Let’s do… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.1CO6hMB4YOJI1K-WWD-jDgHaEl?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.1CO6hMB4YOJI1K-WWD-jDgHaEl?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/654 "2024-09-07T15:33:38Z")
Om. Om. Om. Fall is so peaceful. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/655 "2024-09-07T15:35:55Z")
I’m feeling gourdgeous. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/656 "2024-09-07T15:39:18Z")
AACK! Cathy Guisewite makes her pumpkin spice latte from total scratch to placate her inadequacy issues. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/657 "2024-09-07T15:44:51Z")
…and when I open my eyes, I’ll be back to being a cucumber. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/658 "2024-09-07T18:20:33Z")
Mr DeMille? I’m ready for my close-up. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/659 "2024-09-08T06:54:36Z")
September 30: A photo of Pamela in happier times - before her brutal murder by ‘The Carver’ a month later. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/660 "2024-09-08T14:41:54Z")
I laughed at so many of these, but I have to go with: > [@running\_coach](#): > > I’m feeling gourdgeous. Take it away, coach! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=34)