# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/661 "2024-09-08T15:02:02Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/best-all-time-funniest-cat-pics-15-66a1fd3e873d1__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/best-all-time-funniest-cat-pics-15-66a1fd3e873d1__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/662 "2024-09-08T17:04:48Z")
A lesser-known inhabitant from Dr. Moreau’s island. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/663 "2024-09-08T17:38:25Z")
Bobby learns discipline by completing his morning aerobics before he can have his bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/664 "2024-09-08T17:52:45Z")
“Has the baby started crawling yet?” “Only gingerly.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/665 "2024-09-08T20:46:20Z")
New trend: kitten baby yoga. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/666 "2024-09-08T20:48:46Z")
The cuteness! It burns! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/667 "2024-09-08T21:05:23Z")
How the _heck_ do I steer this thing?! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/668 "2024-09-09T14:26:29Z")
“Hi, ho, Sylvia! Away!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/669 "2024-09-09T15:07:12Z")
It’s @Slithy_Tove by a whisker. **knoodler** in second. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/670 "2024-09-09T15:38:27Z")
Thanks @running_coach For this one, remember what Custer himself said right before ordering the charge: “let’s just have fun!” [![](https://images-cdn.auctionmobility.com/is3/auctionmobility-static/8Ytc-1-680U0//166.jpg?maxwidth=1600&maxheight=1600) ](https://images-cdn.auctionmobility.com/is3/auctionmobility-static/8Ytc-1-680U0//166.jpg?maxwidth=1600&maxheight=1600) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/671 "2024-09-09T16:50:00Z")
When you run out of Bud… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/672 "2024-09-09T16:58:47Z")
Who knew Treaty Beer would stir up such controversy? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/673 "2024-09-09T17:08:19Z")
“Not another Red State backlash!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/674 "2024-09-09T17:20:06Z")
“We’d have won in the Clydesdales had shown up!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/675 "2024-09-09T17:28:07Z")
Back in the day, Beer wasn’t shy about bragging that it has destroyed more Native American lives than Custer. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/676 "2024-09-09T17:40:36Z")
Custer realizes he’s in deep Schlitz. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/677 "2024-09-09T17:49:12Z")
20,000 drunks, one taxi. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/678 "2024-09-09T18:07:00Z")
Last calls could get pretty rowdy outside the Little Bighorn Saloon. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/679 "2024-09-09T18:31:59Z")
“It’s the slaughter… and a lot more.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/680 "2024-09-09T18:41:42Z")
Graffiti on the gallery wall- “Tastes great, less killing” Miller Light “Head for the Mountains” Busch Beer “If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer” Miller Where there’s life, there’s Bud Budweiser [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=35)