# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/681 "2024-09-09T18:45:40Z")
“Can’t we all just get a longneck?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/682 "2024-09-09T20:22:14Z")
Custer (to Sitting Bull, confidently): Double rock 'n rye and 2,000 Carlings. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/683 "2024-09-09T20:35:32Z")
(not in play) this entry reminds me of an infamous illustration labeled “Custer’s Last Words”. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/684 "2024-09-09T20:58:14Z")
Viewing the ensuing _fracas_, General Custer vowed this would be the last time he stood a round of Jägerbombs. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/685 "2024-09-09T21:28:01Z")
“I thought with a name like Wounded Knee, it’d be an easy win.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/686 "2024-09-09T23:07:51Z")
“Whassup?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/687 "2024-09-10T01:56:25Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > (not in play) this entry reminds me of an infamous illustration labeled “Custer’s Last Words”. 😁 - (Not an entry) [![](https://slideplayer.com/slide/14393221/89/images/61/%E2%80%A6and+Custer%E2%80%99s+Last+View+From+the+cartoon+series%2C+The+Far+Side%2C+by+Gary+Larson.jpg) ](https://slideplayer.com/slide/14393221/89/images/61/%E2%80%A6and+Custer%E2%80%99s+Last+View+From+the+cartoon+series%2C+The+Far+Side%2C+by+Gary+Larson.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/688 "2024-09-10T17:09:19Z")
Thank you all. @running_coach the winner. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/689 "2024-09-10T17:18:28Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Thank you all. @running_coach the winner. - I’ll drink to that! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/78782732_3315264858514758_996074559175519157_n-66dac5708d7e9__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/78782732_3315264858514758_996074559175519157_n-66dac5708d7e9__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/690 "2024-09-10T17:22:10Z")
Me trying to put my life back together after I drank last night. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/691 "2024-09-10T18:41:41Z")
A little bit o’ gin and Jenga. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/692 "2024-09-11T01:54:04Z")
Escher’s DWI test ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/693 "2024-09-11T05:20:58Z")
“Okay, who’s the wise guy who put a Jim Beam brick in the Jack Daniels Jenga game?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/694 "2024-09-11T15:16:59Z")
Early test of Star Trek transporter using a bottle of whiskey as the test object. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/695 "2024-09-11T18:26:01Z")
@Knowed_Out takes it as I got the image of Escher being falling up drunk. @Prof.Pepperwinkle in a close second. ETA: The full gallery I got the image from. > **[39 Totally Unique Pieces From An Artist Who Transforms Everyday Objects Into...](https://www.boredpanda.com/swiss-artist-fabian-oefner-connects-art-and-science/)** > > Studio Oefner is a huge playground where the lines between science and art are beautifully blurred. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/696 "2024-09-12T00:10:24Z")
OK I present this for your captioning. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/ai-fails-11-64a3d7afde98a__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/ai-fails-11-64a3d7afde98a__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/697 "2024-09-12T00:25:13Z")
It’s true. After awhile owners and pets DO begin to look alike. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/698 "2024-09-12T00:33:53Z")
man is best friend ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/699 "2024-09-12T00:57:23Z")
Management at Purina began to suspect one of their genetic scientists was stealing lab materials. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/700 "2024-09-12T02:43:15Z")
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