# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/721 "2024-09-14T14:56:53Z")
“Do any of you blighters have change for a five-pound note?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/722 "2024-09-14T15:45:33Z")
“Now see here, there are plenty of good people on both sides.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/723 "2024-09-14T15:51:50Z")
“Okay already! I’m sorry I called you a Fuzzy-Wuzzy!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/724 "2024-09-14T18:01:18Z")
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/725 "2024-09-14T18:50:26Z")
“For the last time, servants use the rear entrance!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/726 "2024-09-14T20:45:38Z")
Hey, wait a minute. What? You didn’t see Lefors out there, did you? Lefors? No. Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/727 "2024-09-15T01:45:49Z")
As he reached for his ID, Percy felt the security at The Basement Bar had been noticeably tightened up. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/728 "2024-09-15T04:42:40Z")
All you guys made me laugh, and all were better than what my entry would have been: “just then little Shirley Temple danced down the stairs and gave mean old Caesar Romero a hug, and everyone laughed!” But the best of all: > [@Lumpy](#): > > “For the last time, servants use the rear entrance!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/729 "2024-09-15T16:56:51Z")
Thanks Slithy. Okay, my random search for weirdness turned up— [![](https://tiermaker.com/images/templates/all-transformers-movie-toys-under-construction-1175377/11753771664135916.jpeg) ](https://tiermaker.com/images/templates/all-transformers-movie-toys-under-construction-1175377/11753771664135916.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/730 "2024-09-15T17:01:59Z")
After gaining the throne, Prince Akeem got a big head. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/731 "2024-09-15T17:03:51Z")
After some genetic modifications, Dr. Dolittle opened his large animal clinic. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/732 "2024-09-15T17:06:35Z")
Eddie Murphy didn’t quite understand when Princess Cruises wanted him to be their figurehead. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/733 "2024-09-15T17:15:37Z")
What’s that in the road… ahead? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/734 "2024-09-15T17:48:59Z")
“It’s a little weird, but it keeps the tailgaters back.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/735 "2024-09-15T18:21:40Z")
It’s Skibidi Toilet! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/736 "2024-09-15T18:28:16Z")
My name is Gumby, King of Kings, dammit; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/737 "2024-09-15T21:54:55Z")
For Eric, transporting the legs further back in the convoy, the view was a _lot_ more disturbing… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/738 "2024-09-15T23:33:47Z")
Vanity license plates have gotten out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/739 "2024-09-16T00:03:23Z")
Photographed enroute to its installation at the Eddie Murphy School of Acting is the namesake’s effigy depicting ‘Comedy’. Not pictured is the contrasting sculpture done as ‘Tragedy’. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/740 "2024-09-17T00:26:53Z")
I’ll give this to > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > What’s that in the road… ahead? Take it away Prof! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=38)