# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/741 "2024-09-17T14:41:05Z")
Well, thank you. I didn’t expect getting it with that old chestnut, but, sure! [![](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Jpv4xHE6BpQ/Th0OFMGvbuI/AAAAAAAAA4U/wCfnM2vMXLk/s1600/Funny+Awesome+Picture+Collection+Ever1.jpg) ](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Jpv4xHE6BpQ/Th0OFMGvbuI/AAAAAAAAA4U/wCfnM2vMXLk/s1600/Funny+Awesome+Picture+Collection+Ever1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/742 "2024-09-17T15:00:46Z")
Who knew there was transparent Kryptonite? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/743 "2024-09-17T15:05:21Z")
Steve Harwell’s first baby picture. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/744 "2024-09-17T15:14:49Z")
Baby Into Glass: A Study In Stop Motion. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/745 "2024-09-17T15:31:28Z")
Warning: Costume does not grant superpowers. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/746 "2024-09-17T20:24:39Z")
On his first attempt at a forcefield, SuperBaby creates his inside out. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/747 "2024-09-18T04:23:57Z")
Young Dick Tracy’s first adversary: Baby Smooshed Face ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/748 "2024-09-18T04:42:48Z")
Best. Baby. Mime. EVER! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/749 "2024-09-18T14:39:30Z")
Gotta go with: > [@running\_coach](#): > > Warning: Costume does not grant superpowers. take it away, **rc**! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/750 "2024-09-18T15:04:59Z")
Gladly! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/66e002061e6db-jpeg__880.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/66e002061e6db-jpeg__880.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/751 "2024-09-18T15:28:47Z")
Even on a planet where the Chicxulub asteroid didn’t wipe out the dinosaurs, cats would have anyway ruled the world. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/752 "2024-09-18T15:34:43Z")
The ailourosaur chose not to prey upon primitive mammals, anticipating that they could evolve and build shelves one day, so ailourosaur could knock things off. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/753 "2024-09-18T15:54:29Z")
Here we see the Catasaurous Rex in its natural habitat, hunting mice and dustbunnies. Unfortunately, this species went extinct due to its habit of sleeping 22 hours each day. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/754 "2024-09-18T16:27:43Z")
A single stray hair at InGen’s cloning facility cost the company billions in lost revenue. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/755 "2024-09-18T17:16:19Z")
The Jurassic version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/756 "2024-09-18T18:11:03Z")
Spiny kitty, scary kitty, little ball of rough Leath’ry kitty, hunting kitty, gruff, gruff, gruff ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/757 "2024-09-19T11:04:34Z")
It was thought that _Sundialosaurus_ was mostly active an hour either side of midday. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/758 "2024-09-19T18:32:55Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Spiny kitty, scary kitty, little ball of rough > Leath’ry kitty, hunting kitty, gruff, gruff, gruff - Go for it, Prof.! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/759 "2024-09-19T22:18:31Z")
Why, thank you. Time for back-to-school. [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.1b2c7569d73903ff509674e9f1fb344f?rik=RcY%2fGIn6ZjdOuw&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.1b2c7569d73903ff509674e9f1fb344f?rik=RcY%2fGIn6ZjdOuw&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/760 "2024-09-19T22:23:32Z")
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