# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/761 "2024-09-19T22:28:54Z")
“No. I’m the wrong guy. Bulbous Fumblefore lives two doors down…” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/762 "2024-09-20T00:38:51Z")
While he _really_ needed to pee, Albus absent-mindedly opened the Room of Requirement… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/763 "2024-09-20T01:09:39Z")
That _Men At Work_ doorbell had some unforeseen drawbacks. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/764 "2024-09-20T01:50:27Z")
“Scene 74, take 47” “it’s me, Sugar!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/765 "2024-09-20T02:09:33Z")
“Who the @#$# is knocking on my door at 11:30 PM?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/766 "2024-09-20T04:54:36Z")
No, I’m not interested in discussing our lord and savior, and don’t leave any literature. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/767 "2024-09-20T13:30:48Z")
Oh shit. I told Luna not to cast that fertility spell on the mice. At least the owls will be well fed for the next month. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/768 "2024-09-20T14:55:40Z")
A goodly lot. I truly enjoyed > [@knoodler](#): > > No, I’m not interested in discussing our lord and savior, and don’t leave any literature. but the winner is… > [@Ferris](#): > > While he _really_ needed to pee, Albus absent-mindedly opened the Room of Requirement… Well thought, **Ferris!** ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/769 "2024-09-20T19:41:39Z")
Thanks, @Prof.Pepperwinkle Next up: > **[Culture clash](https://owned.com/p/culture-clash-30792)** > > Owned.com - Awesome daily updated Owned Videos, Pictures & Gifs - Visit us to see more! On edit - is it the http **s** that causes the picture to show within a box link, or some other reason why I can’t post it as a full-sized image? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/770 "2024-09-20T20:08:08Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Thanks, @Prof.Pepperwinkle > > Next up: > > [Culture clash | Owned.com](https://owned.com/p/culture-clash-30792) > > On edit - is it the http **s** that causes the picture to show within a box link, or some other reason why I can’t post it as a full-sized image? 😕 The link I’m seeing is not to the actual image but to a site. To embed a picture it should end with .jpg .png or such. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/771 "2024-09-20T20:20:55Z")
Here you go, @Ferris : [![](https://owned.com/media/_cache/adjusted/postblock/image/2/9/8/8/29889.jpg.png) ](https://owned.com/media/_cache/adjusted/postblock/image/2/9/8/8/29889.jpg.png) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/772 "2024-09-20T20:42:00Z")
Many thanks, I’ll remember for next time! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/773 "2024-09-20T20:45:36Z")
American tourists are notoriously bad at strip rock paper scissors, and so are often taken advantage of by local apparel merchants. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/774 "2024-09-20T21:05:43Z")
“It’s a deal. Three bottles of sunscreen for one hijab.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/775 "2024-09-20T22:56:15Z")
“We represent… the Sexy Babe League, the Sexy Babe League, the Sexy Babe League…” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/776 "2024-09-21T00:25:52Z")
Watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice tonight, which lead me to this caption for the last picture: Its starting to rain. I used to worry about leaving the cake in the rain, and the sweet icing flowing down, but now it seems like I’m a new man! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/777 "2024-09-21T14:21:28Z")
“Here’s the deal. We swap clothes for the day and see if our husbands notice.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/778 "2024-09-21T18:17:18Z")
“More clothing is sexier. You see all the men are on our side.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/779 "2024-09-22T01:45:09Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > American tourists are notoriously bad at strip rock paper scissors, and so are often taken advantage of by local apparel merchants. Some fine entries and difficult to choose a favourite, but @Buck_Godot came out on top. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/780 "2024-09-22T03:36:31Z")
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