# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/801 "2024-09-23T16:54:42Z")
As the students screamed their hatred, Mr. Bickman was slowly raised into the air, face turning purple as his legs kicked weakly. Ultimately, the revolution failed when the bell for recess rang. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/802 "2024-09-23T17:09:07Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Beatlesmania, the early years ninja’d. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/803 "2024-09-23T17:11:49Z")
Hey kids! Who likes pizza… with pineapple on it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/804 "2024-09-23T17:12:06Z")
Look, it’s Santa, and he’s got a dead snake! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/805 "2024-09-23T17:28:29Z")
When Weebles fell. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/806 "2024-09-23T18:48:28Z")
“Bennie Goodman! I want to have your kids!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2024, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/807 "2024-09-23T19:44:58Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Look, it’s Santa, and he’s got a dead snake!   [ISWYDT!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/412) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/808 "2024-09-24T00:36:30Z")
Playground magicians shouldn’t be allowed to saw _anybody_ in half. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/809 "2024-09-24T00:38:18Z")
“Look under the middle shell!!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/810 "2024-09-24T16:45:06Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Playground magicians shouldn’t be allowed to saw _anybody_ in half. Thank you everyone, and thank you Elmer for this winning entry ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/811 "2024-09-24T18:30:23Z")
Thanks! Back to school… [![](https://images.nightcafe.studio/jobs/N1um0y36fWxDs3DIpWV5/N1um0y36fWxDs3DIpWV5--1--w90y8.jpg?tr=w-1600,c-at_max) ](https://images.nightcafe.studio/jobs/N1um0y36fWxDs3DIpWV5/N1um0y36fWxDs3DIpWV5--1--w90y8.jpg?tr=w-1600,c-at_max) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/812 "2024-09-24T18:38:30Z")
Mr. GroWNNCH and his 1st grade alternative humans class. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/813 "2024-09-24T18:59:20Z")
Moms for Liberty will seize upon this new twist, where it’s the students who are grooming the teacher ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/814 "2024-09-24T19:14:29Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Moms for Liberty will seize upon this new twist, where it’s the students who are grooming the teacher - That really crosses the line. I approve. \< moves line \> The teacher’s pet gets to pet the teacher. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/815 "2024-09-24T19:26:20Z")
The back wall photos are _in memorandum_, and nobody suspects Littlefoot. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/816 "2024-09-25T01:06:32Z")
Which is more unbelievable - the teacher is Bigfoot, or 22 kindergarteners sitting calmly and smiling? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/817 "2024-09-25T01:16:54Z")
Chewy longed for the day when his classmates would get taller and he could finally sit in the front row on picture day. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/818 "2024-09-25T04:31:44Z")
An early class photo of Christopher Chabris and Daniel Simons, before they took up psychology. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/819 "2024-09-25T04:39:40Z")
Harry may not be an outstanding student, but at least he stood out in class pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/820 "2024-09-25T18:37:38Z")
The winner: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > The back wall photos are _in memorandum_, and nobody suspects Littlefoot. I like that you explained that A.I. weirdness. It’s like all those kids in the pictures were presidents of the USA. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=42)