# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/821 "2024-09-26T10:53:29Z")
MOAR AI Fail: [![](https://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/weird-funny-ai-image-fails5.png) ](https://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/weird-funny-ai-image-fails5.png) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/822 "2024-09-26T11:44:33Z")
My, Grandma, what puny teeth you have! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/823 "2024-09-26T11:51:06Z")
Appreciation of Milton Berle’s humor crosses species lines. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/824 "2024-09-26T12:38:01Z")
Guests who used their fingers rather than the sugar tongs were met with more the usual social disapproval. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/825 "2024-09-26T12:50:34Z")
Mary, singing duets with her pet dire wolf. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/826 "2024-09-26T15:19:16Z")
How everyone but your maiden aunt views her precious little doggie. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/827 "2024-09-26T15:30:39Z")
[Cheap political shot with foul language]: Well, that’s one couch JD won’t be fucking with… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/828 "2024-09-26T15:51:32Z")
AGT’s next dog act. We dare you not to vote for us. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/829 "2024-09-26T16:17:58Z")
The result of Peter Venkman’s vision. _(for those who don’t recall — **“Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!!”** )_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/830 "2024-09-27T02:36:13Z")
Dame Edna did NOT appreciate fans dropping by without an invitation. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/831 "2024-09-27T10:19:15Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > How everyone but your maiden aunt views her precious little doggie. Who’s a good boy? Wumpy’s a good boy! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/832 "2024-09-27T16:15:24Z")
A picture is worth a thousand words; I just don’t know which thousand: [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c1ea34a3fabf85f94f95de86d739564a?rik=jXG4aBOahE3PQQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c1ea34a3fabf85f94f95de86d739564a?rik=jXG4aBOahE3PQQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/833 "2024-09-27T16:32:49Z")
Came the Thaw and Scrat lost his head. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/834 "2024-09-27T18:17:35Z")
BULL SHIT this is how Robin Williams got his start. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/835 "2024-09-27T18:48:44Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > BULL SHIT this is how Robin Williams got his start. - [not an entry] Technically, that’s how _everyone_ [got their start.](https://www.livescience.com/60888-rat-creatures-were-earliest-eutherian-mammal-ancestors.html) [/nae] ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/836 "2024-09-27T19:04:04Z")
O plunge your hands in water, Plunge them in up to the wrist; Stare, stare in the basin And wonder what you’ve missed ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/837 "2024-09-27T19:24:09Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Technically, that’s how _everyone_ [got their start.](https://www.livescience.com/60888-rat-creatures-were-earliest-eutherian-mammal-ancestors.html) I didn’t think I needed to clarify a 145 million year time gap. I don’t think _anybody_ did. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/838 "2024-09-27T22:09:51Z")
_All of the other costumeds Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Scratty Join in any busking games_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/839 "2024-09-28T00:12:12Z")
“What? And give up show business!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/840 "2024-09-28T02:21:31Z")
When your character is no longer a part of the public consciousness. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=43)