# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/841 "2024-09-28T02:23:36Z")
Pixar Animation became strongly influenced by Auguste Rodin. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/842 "2024-09-28T17:20:02Z")
Okay, runner-up was: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “What? And give up show business!!!” But the winner is: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > BULL SHIT this is how Robin Williams got his start. You’re up @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/843 "2024-09-29T08:05:32Z")
Okies [![](https://scoutlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/funnycaption-jan.jpg?resize=700,526) ](https://scoutlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/funnycaption-jan.jpg?resize=700,526) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/844 "2024-09-29T11:29:17Z")
I said JUMBO jet! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/845 "2024-09-29T12:03:44Z")
Dumbo gets promoted from engine to pilot. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/846 "2024-09-29T13:12:29Z")
“I paid for two seats!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/847 "2024-09-29T13:44:34Z")
“Is this the last plane to Clarksville?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/848 "2024-09-29T15:01:25Z")
What do you mean, they’ve already had the Republican National Convention? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/849 "2024-09-29T15:24:00Z")
“I’ll bet I’ll have trouble getting the nose up on this one, too.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/850 "2024-09-29T15:25:43Z")
Due to a failure in drug testing, it was only later that it was discovered that Dumbo had some junk in his trunk. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/851 "2024-09-29T15:26:31Z")
Think they’ll notice when me and Queen Celeste join the Mile High Club? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/852 "2024-09-29T15:31:36Z")
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO MORE FREE PEANUTS?!?!? (yes, Discourse, that’s a complete sentence) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/853 "2024-09-29T21:54:55Z")
The airline’s seat over-allocation problem suddenly became a lot worse. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/854 "2024-09-30T02:50:09Z")
“You call it a trunk. I call it a carry-on!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/855 "2024-09-30T10:27:11Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Think they’ll notice when me and Queen Celeste join the Mile High Club? Babar ftw. Take your peanut @Slithy_Tove ! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/856 "2024-09-30T14:45:43Z")
Thanks boss! [![](http://www.silverwhistle.co.uk/ruritania/pics/1922/DungeonScene.jpg) ](http://www.silverwhistle.co.uk/ruritania/pics/1922/DungeonScene.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/857 "2024-09-30T14:52:36Z")
“Mother… this is the man I wish to marry.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/858 "2024-09-30T15:01:47Z")
" ‘E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This patriot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! THIS IS AN EX-PATRIOT!!!" ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/859 "2024-09-30T15:05:48Z")
Yes, he did write symphonies. Now he’s decomposing. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/860 "2024-09-30T16:30:02Z")
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