# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/881 "2024-10-03T05:18:08Z")
I’m gonna have a comfortable seat on this thing even if it kills me! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/882 "2024-10-03T06:01:24Z")
Delivery for Mr. Vance! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/883 "2024-10-03T08:08:21Z")
Having possibly misheard his brother’s new marketing proposal, potato salesman Nyugen pedalled back to their warehouse. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/884 "2024-10-03T08:21:21Z")
Door-to-door Psychiatry. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/885 "2024-10-03T10:51:32Z")
Laotian Elvis takes his act to the next roadside motel. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/886 "2024-10-03T15:34:01Z")
As kids, we waited breathlessly for the ice cream man. As adults, we waited breathlessly for the recliner man. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/887 "2024-10-03T16:16:16Z")
The mighty Nauga hunter returns home with today’s captures. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/888 "2024-10-03T21:55:38Z")
“I thought I was gigging for Uber Eats, not Uber Seats.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/889 "2024-10-03T23:14:38Z")
Chiu was grateful for the day he traded in his unicycle. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/890 "2024-10-04T05:14:19Z")
> [@Tatterdemalion](#): > > Delivery for Mr. Vance! Sometimes the smuttiest is the best. This is one of those times. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/891 "2024-10-04T07:22:42Z")
Thanks. I like smutty furniture. Let’s see how this works. [![](https://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2022/06/lara-bohinc-peaches-furniture-alcova-milan-design-week-hero.jpg) ](https://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2022/06/lara-bohinc-peaches-furniture-alcova-milan-design-week-hero.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/892 "2024-10-04T10:41:36Z")
This screams Vance joke, but it’s already been done. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/893 "2024-10-04T11:37:23Z")
Weyland -Yutani’s first release of their new line of furniture. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/894 "2024-10-04T15:47:44Z")
LazyBoy® rolls out their line of _Transformer_-themed furniture ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/895 "2024-10-04T17:04:48Z")
When Jimmy finished posing the therapy dolls, the school guidance counselor immediately called Children’s Services. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/896 "2024-10-04T17:35:11Z")
That truly discreet lounge at the Kremlin, for when Putin is in one of his “nobody understands me” moods. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/897 "2024-10-04T18:26:02Z")
Side by side, they fell asleep Decades gliding by like Indians time is cheap When they wake up, they will find All their personal belongings have intertwined 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/898 "2024-10-04T19:25:49Z")
Make your Sex Dungeon comfortable _and_ weird with our new range of furniture. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/899 "2024-10-05T05:04:09Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > When Jimmy finished posing the therapy dolls, the school guidance counselor immediately called Children’s Services. I like this one. @Kent_Clark, you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/900 "2024-10-05T21:38:53Z")
Let’s all get our minds out of the gutter and go back to something retro. [![](https://i0.wp.com/120years.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/deathray.jpg?w=571&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/120years.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/deathray.jpg?w=571&ssl=1) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=46)