# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/921 "2024-10-08T12:28:03Z")
"Dear Sir, regarding your ‘Super Discreet Covid Mask’ … " ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/922 "2024-10-08T12:33:23Z")
“Day Three: Intelligence seems to be increasing, but still not able to do the Saturday Times crosswords in ink. Will go to Formula C today.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/923 "2024-10-08T12:44:29Z")
Gort demonstrates the first prototype of his prosthetic nose. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/924 "2024-10-08T12:45:24Z")
Some efforts to make smoking at the workplace socially acceptable failed miserably. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/925 "2024-10-08T14:13:44Z")
Jerald Finster, father of the Minions. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/926 "2024-10-08T14:26:11Z")
How MAGA sees Dr. Fauci ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/927 "2024-10-08T15:34:58Z")
Dr. Doom’s college days. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/928 "2024-10-08T15:40:33Z")
When you don’t _finish_ the Oscar Meyer wiener song. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/929 "2024-10-08T17:29:26Z")
“Dumb” Donald Parker (from Fat Albert), in his later years. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/930 "2024-10-08T18:10:29Z")
“Send the amount demanded by next afternoon post. If you send constables to arrest me, I guarantee they will be overcome. If my demands are not met, I shall not hesitate to increase my diet, open the doors and windows, and effluviate the entire borough. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/931 "2024-10-08T19:09:41Z")
Bottling and huffing one’s own farts was a trade secret shared by only the most prolific writers of the early 20th Century. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/932 "2024-10-08T19:59:40Z")
During World War Two, despite the possibility of gas attack the Ministry was determined that processing of paperwork would continue. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/933 "2024-10-09T07:36:09Z")
Difficult to choose from many top-quality entries but I kept coming back to this one. I must go and watch those movies again! > [@knoodler](#): > > Jerald Finster, father of the Minions. Take it away, @knoodler ! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/934 "2024-10-09T18:30:18Z")
Thanks **Ferris**! Let’s try this: [![](https://i.imgur.com/ScYBYq9.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/ScYBYq9.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/935 "2024-10-09T18:38:14Z")
The papacatzi? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/936 "2024-10-09T18:41:20Z")
“I can’t believe nobody remembered to bring a cucumber!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/937 "2024-10-09T18:44:24Z")
“So how is this cat going to be the new viral meme again?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/938 "2024-10-09T18:48:47Z")
The competition for new cat videos is FIERCE! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/939 "2024-10-09T18:51:02Z")
Alas, the last cat in Springfield, Ohio. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/940 "2024-10-09T19:17:52Z")
Ever since _Hocus Pocus_ came out, poor Thackery Binx couldn’t have a moment to himself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=48)