# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/941 "2024-10-09T19:18:27Z")
Over the line. Reveal at your own risk. (Except for @knoodler. ) Let a pussy get exposed in public and out comes the guys with their cameras. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/942 "2024-10-09T19:37:24Z")
Or, reaching back a bit… Once Britney’s pussy was exposed, the paparazzi were constantly looking for new shots. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/943 "2024-10-09T20:12:01Z")
(I think the winner has already been posted, so just for the heck of it): The lucky photographers caught the cat eating the entire German shepherd. These few are hoping for at least a pic of him shitting it back out ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/944 "2024-10-09T21:32:55Z")
If Schenectady Hal coughs up a hairball on All Soul’s Day, we will have an extra six weeks of winter. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/945 "2024-10-09T21:37:10Z")
Jeez! Can’t a guy take a dump in private? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/946 "2024-10-10T06:48:12Z")
“This is why I’m constantly grooming myself.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/947 "2024-10-10T22:22:03Z")
A lot of great captions! References to Britney Spears and Haitian diets aside, this one wins: > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > The papacatzi? @iamatractorboy you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/948 "2024-10-11T05:11:52Z")
Cheers Knoodler! What does everyone make of this one…? [![](https://expertphotography.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/funny-photography-funny-conceptual-photo-of-headless-man-and-childs-head.jpg) ](https://expertphotography.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/funny-photography-funny-conceptual-photo-of-headless-man-and-childs-head.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/949 "2024-10-11T16:06:14Z")
I’ll make a man of you, son. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/950 "2024-10-11T16:16:41Z")
“I’m trying for a promotion at work. I want to get ahead.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/951 "2024-10-11T16:30:21Z")
[not an entry] “Why, I could make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…!” [nae] ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/952 "2024-10-11T16:51:06Z")
God damn it! Amazon sent me the wrong size again. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/953 "2024-10-11T17:03:03Z")
Alfred thought he could never adopt due to lacking a head until the agency found a child without a body. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/954 "2024-10-11T17:30:49Z")
Let’s go bowling! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/955 "2024-10-11T18:02:36Z")
🎼 Put my head on your shoulders… 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/956 "2024-10-11T21:12:20Z")
When Text Wrapping settings are wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/957 "2024-10-11T23:34:22Z")
Alan’s mates had hinted that he didn’t have his head screwed on right. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/958 "2024-10-12T06:07:34Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > God damn it! Amazon sent me the wrong size again. Hehe, this one made me chuckle the most… Go for it Buck! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/959 "2024-10-13T00:53:15Z")
Thanks, sorry for the delay I couldn’t log on until now. [![](https://www.carymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/catart1.jpg) ](https://www.carymagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/catart1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2024, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/960 "2024-10-13T01:03:35Z")
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