# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/981 "2024-10-15T00:50:00Z")
Rub a dub dub, one man in a tub. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/982 "2024-10-15T00:59:51Z")
Not an especially dignified way to appeal to the youngsters, but then again the other option was “Stephen Hawk-tuah-ings.” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/983 "2024-10-15T01:07:17Z")
When they talked about the little man in the boat, this wasn’t what I envisioned. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/984 "2024-10-15T05:15:45Z")
Water park head of finance: sir, the park is losing money hand over fist. People just don’t visit waterslides any more. There is a black hole in our finances and it needs fixing! Water park boss: black hole eh? I know the perfect guy… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/985 "2024-10-15T16:13:00Z")
No, I said flow chart. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/986 "2024-10-15T19:10:10Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Not an especially dignified way to appeal to the youngsters, but then again the other option was “Stephen Hawk-tuah-ings.” I never expected the Hawking/Hawk Tuah girl connection, so you win @Slithy_Tove. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/987 "2024-10-15T19:47:27Z")
Thank you. I’ve always wondered what you guys would do to the Blue Boy, but let’s go this other Roccoco sloshing: [![](https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?quality=50&resize_to=width&src=https%3A%2F%2Fd32dm0rphc51dk.cloudfront.net%2F6REIE_q1N39fFUzjxFM74w%2Fnormalized.jpg&width=1820) ](https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?quality=50&resize_to=width&src=https%3A%2F%2Fd32dm0rphc51dk.cloudfront.net%2F6REIE_q1N39fFUzjxFM74w%2Fnormalized.jpg&width=1820) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/988 "2024-10-15T20:40:36Z")
The Harbor of Arbor Ardor ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/989 "2024-10-15T21:18:35Z")
Oh, finally! The gardener! I do hope he can do something with the Mushroom Cloud Tree! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/990 "2024-10-15T21:21:44Z")
“Uh, about that promise I made about a rose garden…” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/991 "2024-10-15T23:29:12Z")
Oh, shit! Aunt Jane’s seen us! We’ll have to find somewhere else to bang, William. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/992 "2024-10-16T00:09:11Z")
What’s that over there? Is it a bird? A plane? A frog? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/993 "2024-10-16T00:59:26Z")
“Oh dear, the woke mob has found us.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/994 "2024-10-16T05:22:34Z")
Quick, Philip, pull my finger. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/995 "2024-10-16T16:32:26Z")
“Louis, did they not have enough cake?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/996 "2024-10-16T20:01:21Z")
Dutch caps! Getcher Dutch caps! Only two fer a sou!” The winner among equals is: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > The Harbor of Arbor Ardor ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/997 "2024-10-16T20:34:55Z")
Wow! Thanx. [![](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/halloween-pumpkin-funny-face-black-background-halloween-pumpkin-funny-face-black-background-traditional-jack-o-127610435.jpg) ](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/halloween-pumpkin-funny-face-black-background-halloween-pumpkin-funny-face-black-background-traditional-jack-o-127610435.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/998 "2024-10-16T20:57:50Z")
Following the surgery, the subject was left with unfocused eyes and a demented grin on their face. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/999 "2024-10-16T21:37:43Z")
The Great Trumpkin. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1000 "2024-10-16T21:47:50Z")
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