# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1001 "2024-10-16T21:58:45Z")
Larry the Pumpkin Guy ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1002 "2024-10-17T05:30:18Z")
Jack Skellington’s choice of Donald Trump as his outfit for the Halloween party was surprisingly successful. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1003 "2024-10-17T16:48:09Z")
Love 'em all, but the win goes to… > [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > The Great Trumpkin. Well captioned! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1004 "2024-10-17T17:31:44Z")
Thank you… and believe me, it is indeed a thing! [![](https://akcdn.detik.net.id/visual/2016/10/14/11741a23-dc77-40b4-86e0-c27464f0749a_169.jpg?w=650&q=80) ](https://akcdn.detik.net.id/visual/2016/10/14/11741a23-dc77-40b4-86e0-c27464f0749a_169.jpg?w=650&q=80) Now back to our game … and in keeping with the season – [![](https://i.redd.it/qux3k4iuk1zc1.jpeg) ](https://i.redd.it/qux3k4iuk1zc1.jpeg) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1005 "2024-10-17T17:34:04Z")
Happy Hurloween! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1006 "2024-10-17T17:37:46Z")
Never play Truth or Dare with white phosphorus grenades. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1007 "2024-10-17T18:09:12Z")
The consequences of one pumpkin-spiced latte too many. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1008 "2024-10-17T18:19:05Z")
It’s The Barfing Pumpkin, Charlie Brown ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1009 "2024-10-17T19:05:11Z")
Mr P had overdone the Treats. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1010 "2024-10-17T19:23:35Z")
Well, he did say he would spill his guts… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1011 "2024-10-17T22:03:51Z")
Orange, repellent and tossed in the trash in November. The other one is a jack-o-lantern ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1012 "2024-10-18T11:41:10Z")
/nae: I can’t top Slithy’s. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1013 "2024-10-18T17:04:40Z")
It was a difficult decision. @Quondam_Mechanic’s reference to the ubiquitous flavoring of fall was good but I’m a sucker for wordplay, so I have to approve @Slithy_Tove’s first offering as well. > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > .Happy Hurloween! You’re up, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1014 "2024-10-18T17:40:36Z")
Well thank you! How about a snap from the childhood of little [Zeena Schreck,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeena_Schreck) who might have preferred a simple bag of candy [![](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/PA-3884256.jpg) ](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/PA-3884256.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1015 "2024-10-18T18:01:41Z")
Three years old is a little early to be joining the Young Republicans. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1016 "2024-10-18T18:13:12Z")
The entrance requirements at the Anton LaVey Prep School are tough. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1017 "2024-10-18T18:19:30Z")
Home schooling preserves family values. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1018 "2024-10-18T19:21:49Z")
In the reverse Nativity scene, the Christ child crawls back into Mary’s womb. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1019 "2024-10-18T19:24:24Z")
With his hook-a-duck game proving unsuccessful, Bob decided to spice things up a little at the fair. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1020 "2024-10-18T21:40:48Z")
Speaking as a parent, I can tell you no kid wants to be dragged to church, no matter what children’s service the minister has come up with. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=52)