# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1021 "2024-10-18T23:48:13Z")
10 years later, no one would believe little Karen because the Satanic Panic was proven fake. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1022 "2024-10-19T05:43:22Z")
Now, Emily, I want you on your _worst_ behaviour when the Lord of Darkness is summoned! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1023 "2024-10-19T05:53:03Z")
Like many holiday traditions, the Elf on the Shelf had some rather sinister beginnings. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1024 "2024-10-19T15:29:51Z")
Thou puttest thy right hand in Thou taketh thy right hand out Thou puttest thy right hand in And thou shaketh it all about ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1025 "2024-10-19T18:11:02Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Home schooling preserves family values. You guys all made me laugh, but short and snarky FTW ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1026 "2024-10-19T18:33:21Z")
Thanks @Slithy_Tove. To continue with the Halloween theme, this looks promising: [![](https://assets.editorial.aetnd.com/uploads/2019/07/halloween-haunted-house-social-getty-108309587.jpg) ](https://assets.editorial.aetnd.com/uploads/2019/07/halloween-haunted-house-social-getty-108309587.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1027 "2024-10-19T19:15:44Z")
and a deep echoing voice echoes from the depths of the rotting mansion said, “Bedsheets? Really?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1028 "2024-10-19T19:58:39Z")
“Come play with us Danny. For ever, and ever, and ever…” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1029 "2024-10-19T20:26:20Z")
“…and this house is haunted by the ghost of a fixed mortgage rate of 15.3%.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1030 "2024-10-20T00:38:49Z")
Isn’tt this the old abandoned haunted insane asylum where an orderly killed 27 people with a chainsaw?" “Yeah, but they give out full-sized candy bars.” “Great! Lets go in!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1031 "2024-10-20T14:20:58Z")
“I got a rock.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1032 "2024-10-20T16:38:21Z")
These were ALL great!. But with apologies to everyone else someone has to be the winner, so the cup goes to: > [@knoodler](#): > > “Come play with us Danny. For ever, and ever, and ever…” @knoodler , front and center! P.S. My own entry would have been “♪Therrres- a- liiiiight… _–Over At The Frankenstein Place♫_” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1033 "2024-10-20T16:54:31Z")
Thanks **Lumpy**! [![](https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/expressions/3521467/img/master_380x304.jpg) ](https://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/expressions/3521467/img/master_380x304.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1034 "2024-10-20T17:40:07Z")
I’ve got all this great candy, but when do i get my batmobile? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1035 "2024-10-20T18:32:50Z")
Na na na na na na na na na na na na Meerkat! Meerkat! Meerkat! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na) Meerkat! Meerkat! Meerkat! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1036 "2024-10-20T18:48:32Z")
Meerly a prairie dog in a batkat costume. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1037 "2024-10-20T19:05:31Z")
“Can I have some grub?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1038 "2024-10-20T19:08:23Z")
Got any robins? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1039 "2024-10-21T00:35:45Z")
“To be honest, the ‘Crusader’ part is less fighting crime, and more getting sugary snacks…” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1040 "2024-10-21T01:14:31Z")
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