# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1041 "2024-10-21T05:58:02Z")
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1042 "2024-10-21T13:48:30Z")
Bat-Mite! The live action version. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1043 "2024-10-21T15:31:41Z")
Lots of great responses, but this one wins: > [@Ferris](#): > > “To be honest, the ‘Crusader’ part is less fighting crime, and more getting sugary snacks…” You’re up @Ferris! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1044 "2024-10-21T20:03:46Z")
🙂 Thanks, @knoodler ! Going off on a slightly different tack - what’s going on here? [![](https://www.akrobat.com/assets/uploads/images/module/029-Trampoline_Parks-References-CRAZY_JUMP_HUNGARY-MODULES-BATTLE_BEAM.png) ](https://www.akrobat.com/assets/uploads/images/module/029-Trampoline_Parks-References-CRAZY_JUMP_HUNGARY-MODULES-BATTLE_BEAM.png) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1045 "2024-10-21T20:19:04Z")
Puny Blue! Green is for Hulk, and Hulk Smash! * * * I see your Schwartz is about as big as my own. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1046 "2024-10-21T23:12:28Z")
YOU\_SHALL\_NOT\_PASS! Oh, and the floor is lava. Go! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1047 "2024-10-21T23:27:56Z")
The auditions for “American Gladiators” were a little more challenging than a resume, a headshot, and a prepared monologue. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1048 "2024-10-22T02:26:50Z")
Foam roller salesmen recreate the classic quarterstaff duel between Robin Hood and Little John. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1049 "2024-10-22T02:31:09Z")
Two members of the army of teeny tiny people who made the 1990s school folders ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1050 "2024-10-22T04:32:47Z")
When spray cans were banned, the giant chalk graffiti artists filled the gap. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1051 "2024-10-22T10:52:58Z")
"Dad, quit saying ‘Luke I am your father.’ It wasn’t funny when I came out of Mom either. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1052 "2024-10-22T20:36:00Z")
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be noodled.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1053 "2024-10-22T20:40:50Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > When spray cans were banned, the giant chalk graffiti artists filled the gap. It was a close-run thing, with honourable too-many-to-mentions, but @Elmer_J.Fudd appealed to my sense of the bizarre with his contribution. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1054 "2024-10-23T13:30:07Z")
Thanks! Has everybody picked their Halloween costume, yet? [![](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03477/gandalf_3477365k.jpg) ](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03477/gandalf_3477365k.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1055 "2024-10-23T14:18:45Z")
_Gandalf or Gandalphina?_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1056 "2024-10-23T14:21:31Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > _Gandalf or Gandalphina?_ - Gamdalf. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1057 "2024-10-23T14:23:08Z")
Gandalf:beard or beard? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1058 "2024-10-23T15:28:27Z")
Dr. Scott in _The Rocky Horror Lord of the Rings Show_. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1059 "2024-10-23T17:46:27Z")
_The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Stocking_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1060 "2024-10-23T17:57:30Z")
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