# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1061 "2024-10-23T22:31:09Z")
_YOU SHALL NOT PASS - above this line._ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1062 "2024-10-24T00:44:44Z")
What most did not know was that the Istari combined the appearance of Men, the longevity of Elves, and the lack of sexual dimorphism of Dwarves. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1063 "2024-10-24T02:53:12Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Gandalf or Gandalphina? Gandmilf ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1064 "2024-10-24T14:09:06Z")
Sometimes, the simplest are the best: > [@running\_coach](#): > > Gamdalf ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1065 "2024-10-24T14:23:50Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/61c44e847884e_MU2dD8E__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/61c44e847884e_MU2dD8E__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1066 "2024-10-24T14:41:27Z")
The least-challenging Magic Eye portrait ever. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1067 "2024-10-24T14:48:30Z")
They eat my ticks so I love them. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1068 "2024-10-24T15:22:42Z")
I’m not budgieing!! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1069 "2024-10-24T17:19:11Z")
Somebody save me. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1070 "2024-10-24T17:43:59Z")
Escaped hamster tries to blend into the crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1071 "2024-10-24T17:57:20Z")
“Anything to piss off the cat.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1072 "2024-10-24T18:51:30Z")
“I’ll swap you for six Kinder Surprises and an Oreo cookie.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1073 "2024-10-25T02:56:38Z")
Hey you wanted a Golden Retriever. You didn’t specify what you wanted retrieved ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1074 "2024-10-25T03:20:02Z")
“Rover? Gotta tell you, he’s a great bird dog.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1075 "2024-10-25T17:30:00Z")
So, Miss Kitty, we meet again! Only this time, I’ve got some help. You’ll not be batting me around in a plastic ball this time! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1076 "2024-10-25T17:42:16Z")
Looks like @ **Dr.Winston\_OBoogie** benefits from the fact I lost track of time. @ **Bicycle\_Bill** in second. Take it away, **Dr**. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1077 "2024-10-26T16:02:12Z")
Paging @Dr.Winston_OBoogie ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1078 "2024-10-26T19:40:41Z")
Give me a little bit. I hate posting from small devices. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1079 "2024-10-26T19:45:16Z")
> **[FINE, I'LL BUY THE PONY, JUST STOP SMILING.](https://cheezburger.com/6150255616/fine-ill-buy-the-pony-just-stop-smiling#utm_source=social-share&utm_medium=email)** > > FINE, I'LL BUY THE PONY, JUST STOP SMILING. - Seriously Questionable Style Moments ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1080 "2024-10-26T19:46:00Z")
Tried to copy just the immage. Sorry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=55)