# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1081 "2024-10-26T19:50:38Z")
Pennywise: The Next Generation ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1082 "2024-10-26T19:51:41Z")
Judy Collins’ nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1083 "2024-10-26T20:08:22Z")
A second later, the photographer was eaten. Partially. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1084 "2024-10-26T21:13:20Z")
Here Winston, an old Indian trick I learned: [![](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6150255616/hDA95C008/fine-ill-buy-the-pony-just-stop-smiling) ](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6150255616/hDA95C008/fine-ill-buy-the-pony-just-stop-smiling) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1085 "2024-10-26T21:22:22Z")
Joannie Wayne Gacy ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1086 "2024-10-26T21:24:08Z")
“Doesn’t Frieda look cute in her clownerhosen?” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1087 "2024-10-26T23:53:09Z")
In hindsight, booking the Insane Clown Posse for Oktoberfest wasn’t a good idea. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1088 "2024-10-27T06:38:40Z")
The daughter of The Joker and Harlequin had trouble making friends. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1089 "2024-10-27T08:12:20Z")
“Trick or tr-… oh, who am I kidding? It’s gonna be _trick_ for you, mister!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1090 "2024-10-27T15:24:04Z")
“Welcome to the new, shortened Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1091 "2024-10-27T17:14:22Z")
A cynical ploy to cram even more clowns into a car. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1092 "2024-10-27T17:51:48Z")
It’s the Malibu Stacy John Wayne Gacy ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1093 "2024-10-28T02:31:05Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > A second later, the photographer was eaten. **Partially** It’s the “Partially” that did it. @running_coach , you’re up ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1094 "2024-10-28T02:47:53Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > It’s the “Partially” that did it. @running_coach , you’re up - Who _doesn’t_ like leftovers? [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/CzfI1F4va_6-png__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/CzfI1F4va_6-png__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1095 "2024-10-28T02:53:28Z")
“Geico. We insure your car and home. Not your health.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1096 "2024-10-28T02:55:16Z")
“Just get me a smoke,” she says. The things a reptile gotta do to get laid these days. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1097 "2024-10-28T03:22:52Z")
I’d crawl a mile for a Camel. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1098 "2024-10-28T06:05:51Z")
“Other brands drive me up the wall, but I’ll always stick with a Chesterfield!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1099 "2024-10-30T12:05:21Z")
Sorry folks, I don’t know where my head’s been. @knoodler, you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1100 "2024-10-30T16:42:51Z")
Thanks for putting me in, **Coach**! [![](https://i.imgur.com/SAcntP0.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/SAcntP0.jpeg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=56)