# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1101 "2024-10-30T16:45:55Z")
Posers. That little girl is almost two and she’s not packing her own heat yet? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1102 "2024-10-30T17:03:11Z")
Constitutional Sheriff, so long as the Americans fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel as you are. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1103 "2024-10-30T17:04:27Z")
“Next time don’t show up with a guest unless the invitation actually says AND guest!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1104 "2024-10-30T17:23:43Z")
(Not in play) What happened when mobsters tried to assassinate a woman at her wedding– to a police detective whose colleagues were half or more of the wedding party: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/jx5GaY3dl04/maxresdefault.jpg "Lassiter's Wedding | Psych") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx5GaY3dl04&t=120) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1105 "2024-10-30T17:32:19Z")
Er, guys, the reverend said ‘speak now, or forever hold your PEACE’. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1106 "2024-10-30T19:49:17Z")
‘Wed or Dead!’, the spinoff series from ‘Married At First Sight’. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1107 "2024-10-30T23:25:56Z")
Republican self defense manual: Note proper defensive cover placement by order of value where the girl is used as cover by the woman who is used as cover by the man. Incidentally @knoodler where did you find this? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1108 "2024-10-31T01:37:04Z")
I don’t remember. I’ve had it in my cache for about a year I think. After I posted I realized I should’ve used a Halloween theme. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1109 "2024-10-31T14:51:04Z")
Just Another Red Wedding ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1110 "2024-10-31T14:55:06Z")
The family that shoots together goes deaf together. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1111 "2024-10-31T15:15:14Z")
“Just try to take our guns, Kamala!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1112 "2024-10-31T15:23:08Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Just Another Red Wedding We have a winner! @Prof.Pepperwinkle I was hoping for “Shootout with the OK Chorale” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1113 "2024-10-31T17:44:57Z")
Thank you! And in keeping with the Holiday… [![](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/636868b201c32733807f8dcd/3ffbbd44-4f1d-4494-929f-b3a33fe28b9a/taylor-swift-eras-tour-outfits.jpg) ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/636868b201c32733807f8dcd/3ffbbd44-4f1d-4494-929f-b3a33fe28b9a/taylor-swift-eras-tour-outfits.jpg) Well, it’s officially Taylor Swift Days this weekend in central Indiana. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1114 "2024-10-31T17:58:15Z")
“I sent my son to school one day and Kamala forced him to get a trans operation and he came back looking like this!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1115 "2024-10-31T18:21:18Z")
“We secretly replaced her underarm deodorant with Nair. Let’s see if she notices.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1116 "2024-10-31T18:30:07Z")
“And my hands forming a heart will go on and ooooooooooooon…” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1117 "2024-10-31T18:49:43Z")
She’s so talented, she can play her guitar without using her hands! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1118 "2024-10-31T19:00:47Z")
This is the hoop he has to jump through. This is the microphone he’ll be blasted with if he can’t ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1119 "2024-10-31T19:04:12Z")
Afterward, the guitar was sold at auction so a MAGAt could take a hammer to it. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1120 "2024-10-31T21:20:33Z")
Next, the wedding couple will shoot through Taylor’s heart-hands! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=57)