# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1121 "2024-10-31T22:54:34Z")
Although undeniably talented, Taylor still managed to stuff up the chorus of ‘Y.M.C.A’. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1122 "2024-11-01T06:37:03Z")
Fed up with fans that just won’t leave her alone, Taylor tries to blend in at her family Christmas Tree farm. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1123 "2024-11-01T13:51:05Z")
Wow! So many good responses! Runner up: > [@needscoffee](#): > > Next, the wedding couple will shoot through Taylor’s heart-hands! And our Winner! > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “I sent my son to school one day and Kamala forced him to get a trans operation and he came back looking like this!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1124 "2024-11-01T14:11:01Z")
Thanks! [![](https://pulpcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dream-Doll-of-Nightmare-City-All-Story-Detective-pulp-cover-December-1949-600x900.jpg) ](https://pulpcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dream-Doll-of-Nightmare-City-All-Story-Detective-pulp-cover-December-1949-600x900.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1125 "2024-11-01T14:26:00Z")
Here’s a scoop for you: she’s my wife! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1126 "2024-11-01T15:17:22Z")
Some reliable construction company you are! You didn’t even empty the bucket scoop! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1127 "2024-11-01T15:37:50Z")
Just 'cause it’s the first of November doesn’t mean you’re allowed to trash my Halloween decorations! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1128 "2024-11-01T16:01:45Z")
_OHSA_ Starring Steve Forester A Quinn Martin Production Tonight’s episode: _Reg. 1926.600(a)(6)(i) on a Dead Man’s Chest!_ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1129 "2024-11-01T16:35:25Z")
Al, you moron, you’re supposed to rob the grave when the corpse is still fresh! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1130 "2024-11-01T20:04:19Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Here’s a scoop for you: she’s my wife! - > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Some reliable construction company you are! You didn’t even empty the bucket scoop! - _Scoop_! There it is! _Scoop_! There it is! Looks like someone didn’t want to save with Geico. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1131 "2024-11-01T20:13:18Z")
Failing to detect a pulse in his patient, Dr. Jones confronted the ‘physiotherapist’. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1132 "2024-11-02T19:42:52Z")
The winner: > [@Ferris](#): > > Failing to detect a pulse in his patient, Dr. Jones confronted the ‘physiotherapist’. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1133 "2024-11-02T21:55:17Z")
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! Your new picture: [![](https://imgcdn.stablediffusionweb.com/2024/3/20/581750d6-d486-4945-8b42-8acdc1dd3879.jpg) ](https://imgcdn.stablediffusionweb.com/2024/3/20/581750d6-d486-4945-8b42-8acdc1dd3879.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1134 "2024-11-02T22:08:17Z")
Upon a plate, in splendor dost thou lie, With zest and tang so sweet, Thy graham crust and creamy heart do vie For souls that seek a taste so pure, a treat. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1135 "2024-11-02T22:28:37Z")
A newly minted Prince. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1136 "2024-11-03T01:48:15Z")
Would you like a slice of envy pie? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1137 "2024-11-03T01:49:51Z")
“No, m’lady. I have not sampled your ware. Why dost thou ask?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1138 "2024-11-03T02:02:07Z")
“You fit four and twenty blackbirds in this? Four blackbirds maybe, but surely not four and twenty.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1139 "2024-11-03T02:02:25Z")
Miss Piggy’s attempt at a tart had a strange effect on Kermit. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1140 "2024-11-03T03:10:49Z")
Why didst thou not tell me a Grasshopper Pie was not made with real grasshoppers _before_ I donned my disguise and lured them into the kettle? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=58)