# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1181 "2024-11-07T11:00:20Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/Screenshot-2024-09-19-at-125609-66ec139340456-png__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/Screenshot-2024-09-19-at-125609-66ec139340456-png__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1182 "2024-11-07T13:54:16Z")
A whistleblower at the Disney Company has leaked long buried photos of what was found in Jim Henson’s basement after his death. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1183 "2024-11-07T14:15:27Z")
The kids of the Cousins’ family pose for the Christmas Card photo. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1184 "2024-11-07T14:18:07Z")
The last classroom photo of the children of Corn, Nebraska. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1185 "2024-11-07T15:19:38Z")
Stay long enough and the changes become irreversible. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1186 "2024-11-07T16:23:32Z")
Oompa Loompa, Loopidy Doo, we’ve got a paternity case for you. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1187 "2024-11-07T18:29:32Z")
Sadly, as the only redhead in the class, Jessica was mercilessly teased for being ‘the weird one’. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1188 "2024-11-08T16:15:25Z")
“Like our human dolls?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1189 "2024-11-08T16:28:29Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Oompa Loompa, Loopidy Doo, we’ve got a paternity case for you. - The Prof takes it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1190 "2024-11-08T17:08:46Z")
Thanks! Here we are… [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/4a/dc/184adc7d055b9643f34c82cf4faed64a.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/4a/dc/184adc7d055b9643f34c82cf4faed64a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1191 "2024-11-08T22:08:12Z")
“No, Wile E. Coyote! You’re chasing the wrong bird!” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1192 "2024-11-09T01:56:56Z")
“Pilgrims, hell! I’m running from the fat guy in the red suit!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1193 "2024-11-09T02:18:36Z")
🎶_Thursday is the day Poor Turkey has to die._ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1194 "2024-11-09T02:30:26Z")
Thanksgiving Day Special: “Leave it To Cleaver”. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1195 "2024-11-09T02:31:28Z")
Billy, that was a very inappropriate thing you did with the turkey baster! ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1196 "2024-11-09T04:10:32Z")
This turkey is about to be killed by hand with a sharp knife. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1197 "2024-11-09T04:15:43Z")
“Just _what_ bone do you intend to make a wish on?!?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1198 "2024-11-09T06:42:00Z")
Les Nessman claims that’s the one which survived the drop. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1199 "2024-11-09T07:05:53Z")
Guys, I just saw Mariah Carey warming up, you know what that means… ruuuuuunnnnnnnn!!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1200 "2024-11-09T16:14:26Z")
My own would have been: “If Biden’s not pardoning Hunter, he’s sure not gonna pardon me!” I like a lot of these, but the winner is: > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Guys, I just saw Mariah Carey warming up, you know what that means… ruuuuuunnnnnnnn!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=61)