# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1201 "2024-11-09T20:02:58Z")
Cheers Prof! I’m now wondering if it’s too early to start with the Xmas-themed photos… what about this one?! [![](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Screen-Shot-2024-01-08-at-3.44.17-PM.jpg) ](https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Screen-Shot-2024-01-08-at-3.44.17-PM.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1202 "2024-11-09T20:32:34Z")
The look on her face that says “we love and accept you Dad, and we pitched in for your very own Christmas twink!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1203 "2024-11-09T21:51:54Z")
Once again, Johnathon lost the traditional Christmas morning family strip poker game. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1204 "2024-11-10T01:35:05Z")
The wrong package is about to be opened. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1205 "2024-11-10T01:45:45Z")
(Not in play) Why does that look photoshopped? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1206 "2024-11-10T04:44:20Z")
Jimmy and Jenny were excited with their Christmas present, and couldn’t wait to take it outside to the lake behind their house. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1207 "2024-11-10T06:40:32Z")
Little Bobby is hoping for his first big boy Speedo under the Christmas tree this year. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1208 "2024-11-10T07:07:59Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > (Not in play) Why does that look photo-shopped? Could it be the bright day and lack of snow outside? I’m thinking it’s probably a picture taken in the late summer/early fall to allow time for the family to get the film developed and then turn the print into a photo greeting card. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1209 "2024-11-10T07:22:36Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > (Not in play) Why does that look photoshopped? Look in the very bottom right. In tiny type, it says, “Awkward Family Photos.” So, I’m inclined to believe it’s just that, as presented. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1210 "2024-11-10T15:41:32Z")
This year let’s have Christmas in July. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1211 "2024-11-10T15:57:06Z")
🎶 “It’s Being To Look A Lot Like Incest” 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1212 "2024-11-10T15:58:54Z")
🎶 “Rudolph, The Undressed Reindeer” 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1213 "2024-11-10T16:00:51Z")
🎶 Strippin’ Around The Christmas Tree…" 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1214 "2024-11-10T16:03:04Z")
Folger’s, The Next Generation. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1215 "2024-11-10T17:52:37Z")
Ten christmases ago, Bobby told his parents that clothes were lame Christmas gifts…and they promised they would never buy him clothes again. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1216 "2024-11-10T19:57:03Z")
Gunther: “oooh, you touch my Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la“ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1217 "2024-11-10T19:59:26Z")
Dear Grandma, Thank you for the ‘Animal’ top and the Tarzan Boy. One is a bit small and scratchy, but the top fits perfectly! Love, Emma. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1218 "2024-11-10T20:30:41Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The wrong package is about to be opened. Some excellent attempts and found myself laughing at a few, but I’m a sucker for a bit of innuendo…you’re up Kent! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1219 "2024-11-10T21:54:13Z")
Thanks. Let’s go back to the Thanksgiving (or something!) theme. [![](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/T1G0VHTmKFC2MAeXfUGLKLvACsA=/1000x750/filters:no_upscale():focal(403x335:404x336)/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/b9/39/b939aa2b-b931-45d4-9d7b-57b6084876a6/800px-wampanoag2.jpg) ](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/T1G0VHTmKFC2MAeXfUGLKLvACsA=/1000x750/filters:no_upscale():focal(403x335:404x336)/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/b9/39/b939aa2b-b931-45d4-9d7b-57b6084876a6/800px-wampanoag2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1220 "2024-11-10T22:09:44Z")
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