# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1221 "2024-11-10T22:11:31Z")
It’s called mouth to mouth resuscitation. I just invented it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1222 "2024-11-10T22:12:37Z")
“Just remember what happened to the last guy who bogarted the joint.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1223 "2024-11-10T22:36:06Z")
“Iocaine. I’d stake my life on it.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1224 "2024-11-10T23:04:46Z")
_(the guy with the paper)_ Offer them whiskey and we’ll get it all… _(the Indian counselor, standing behind the chief with the pipe)_ Offer them gambling and we’ll get it all back! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1225 "2024-11-11T01:59:52Z")
“Oh! It _is_ a pipe! I thought you were just pleased to see me.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1226 "2024-11-11T02:10:01Z")
Dope gettum you through time of no wampum better than wampum gettum you through time of no dope. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1227 "2024-11-11T22:00:19Z")
Here’s to @Bicycle_Bill for drinking in the entirety of the scene! And blowing chunks of it back into this thread. [quote=“Bicycle\_Bill, post:1224, topic:1003717”] _(the guy with the paper)_ Offer them whiskey and we’ll get it all… _(the Indian counselor, standing behind the chief with the pipe)_ Offer them gambling and we’ll get it all back![/quote] Okay **-“BB”-** it’s all yours. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1228 "2024-11-12T08:12:33Z")
Thank you … let’s see what all y’all can do with this one. [![](https://www.toonpool.com/user/1017/files/thanksgiving_alternative_sport_3246929.jpg) ](https://www.toonpool.com/user/1017/files/thanksgiving_alternative_sport_3246929.jpg) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1229 "2024-11-12T08:22:34Z")
“I hope this third and long will be successful. We waste a pumpkin on every punt, when the punter put his foot through the ball.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1230 "2024-11-12T12:00:00Z")
“We’ll use our mistaken identity of you as our mascot in games of brutality and mayhem. After we force you to relocate, that is.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1231 "2024-11-12T14:48:07Z")
“Next week we play the Bears.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1232 "2024-11-12T19:55:18Z")
“I hear that way down south in Tenochtitlan they don’t use a pumpkin for this game”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1233 "2024-11-13T16:50:06Z")
“Let’s do this every year. We can call it Lollapalooza!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1234 "2024-11-13T17:12:34Z")
After reading about the exploits of Gourdie How, Charlie Brown experienced a severe psychotic break culminating in his belief in The Great Pumpkin. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1235 "2024-11-13T18:23:24Z")
Was hoping for something about ‘holiday tradition’ and @Prof.Pepperwinkle didn’t disappoint, but the tie-in to Lollapalooza lost me. > [@knoodler](#): > > “Next week we play the Bears…” So this one is the best of a small field of submissions … you’re up, @knoodler. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1236 "2024-11-13T18:30:57Z")
Thanks, Bill! I’ll take it! [![](https://145335.fs1.hubspotusercontent-na1.net/hub/145335/hubfs/weirdest-thanksgiving-stock-photos-1.jpg?width=768&height=400&name=weirdest-thanksgiving-stock-photos-1.jpg) ](https://145335.fs1.hubspotusercontent-na1.net/hub/145335/hubfs/weirdest-thanksgiving-stock-photos-1.jpg?width=768&height=400&name=weirdest-thanksgiving-stock-photos-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1237 "2024-11-13T18:45:02Z")
“I’m crazy 'bout you, Brenda, right down to my giblets!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1238 "2024-11-13T18:58:35Z")
“I had a grapefruit shoved into my face by Jimmy Cagney. “Yeah? Tomorrow I’m getting shot in the head by Gary Cooper. Do you think this town will ever unionize?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1239 "2024-11-13T20:24:35Z")
“You have that hungry look in your eyes, my dear.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1240 "2024-11-13T20:49:55Z")
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