# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1241 "2024-11-14T00:06:27Z")
“We agreed this wouldn’t be a long term relationship.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1242 "2024-11-14T00:13:57Z")
Turkey: “If you don’t mind me asking, who did your neck lift?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1243 "2024-11-14T00:16:55Z")
“Look. I’ll eat at my own pace. Stop telling me to gobble!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1244 "2024-11-14T00:45:45Z")
“_…This isn’t what I had in mind when I said i was having a turkey for dinner…_” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1245 "2024-11-14T04:25:46Z")
No, I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m stuffed! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1246 "2024-11-14T07:25:53Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > “I’m crazy 'bout you, Brenda – right down to my giblets!” Meanwhile, Brenda was thinking, “Maybe I should have believed Monica when she told me her ex was a real turkey.” _I’ll share credit with you, @Prof.Pepperwinkle, if this wins_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1247 "2024-11-16T15:34:02Z")
Sorry for the delay! @Prof.Pepperwinkle has the best comment. Let’s get this rolling again! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1248 "2024-11-16T19:40:51Z")
Giving thanks to you! And now for something completely different… [![](https://cdn.uc.assets.prezly.com/0ee4e560-dc74-429d-8fe7-5c7186834f26/%C2%A9%20David%20Bladen%2C%20Australia%2C%20entry%2C%20Open%20Competition%2C%20Natural%20World%20%26%20Wildlife%2C%20Sony%20World%20Photography%20Awards%202024%20(1).jpg) ](https://cdn.uc.assets.prezly.com/0ee4e560-dc74-429d-8fe7-5c7186834f26/%C2%A9%20David%20Bladen%2C%20Australia%2C%20entry%2C%20Open%20Competition%2C%20Natural%20World%20%26%20Wildlife%2C%20Sony%20World%20Photography%20Awards%202024%20(1).jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1249 "2024-11-17T00:44:31Z")
Whaddaya mean “refreshing,” Fred? It’s forty below with the wind-chill! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1250 "2024-11-17T00:51:17Z")
Into the valley of wet waddled the four hundred… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1251 "2024-11-17T01:19:22Z")
“I don’t see any cranberries”. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1252 "2024-11-17T01:38:38Z")
“Opus doesn’t know what he’s missing!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1253 "2024-11-17T04:39:52Z")
That’s it group. There are no wrong answers. Face what you fear. Go ahead. Take a great big swim in Lake You. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1254 "2024-11-17T05:40:29Z")
His four friends later backed up Eric’s claim that he was the ‘Cannonball King’. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1255 "2024-11-17T07:14:04Z")
Guys, I told you the bus tour would’ve been a better idea than the beach today. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1256 "2024-11-17T12:03:02Z")
Well, the last piece of Antarctica just dropped into the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1257 "2024-11-17T17:50:00Z")
Wow! and our winner among winners is… > [@knoodler](#): > > nto the valley of wet waddled the four hundred… Love a good literary reference! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1258 "2024-11-17T17:58:00Z")
Thanks Prof! It’s funny how sometimes I’ll stare for days at a pic and get nothing, but then I’ll see another and it instantly hits me. In honor of Black Friday: [![](https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/shoppers-fighting-large-boxes-shop-black-friday_946657-8483.jpg) ](https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/shoppers-fighting-large-boxes-shop-black-friday_946657-8483.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1259 "2024-11-17T21:51:25Z")
“Mortimer! Look! It’s Winthorpe and Valentine! Sell! Sell!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1260 "2024-11-17T22:03:18Z")
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