# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1261 "2024-11-17T22:04:40Z")
Our Customers Are Crazier than Our Prices!!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1262 "2024-11-17T22:14:11Z")
When compulsive shopping therapy goes wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1263 "2024-11-17T22:43:27Z")
The railroad siding scene from _Schlindler’s Christmas List._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2024, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1264 "2024-11-17T22:44:54Z")
You realize you could have just stayed home and ordered it from Amazon, right? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1265 "2024-11-18T03:07:00Z")
Pictured: our ‘Maxi-shredder’ range deals effortlessly with lawyers’ testicles, as well as all your incriminating documents. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2024, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1266 "2024-11-19T14:22:30Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > “Mortimer! Look! It’s Winthorpe and Valentine! Sell! Sell!” Another case where first is best! You’re up @Spoons! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1267 "2024-11-20T03:55:17Z")
Thanks! Given that we had a snowfall last night, at least in my location, this seems appropriate for the next one: [![](https://cattime.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2018/12/Cat_Versus_Snow_Featured.jpg) ](https://cattime.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2018/12/Cat_Versus_Snow_Featured.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1268 "2024-11-20T04:06:51Z")
My balls! Come back! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1269 "2024-11-20T04:10:06Z")
Mr. Mistoffelees does a trick with The Rum Tum Tugger. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1270 "2024-11-20T15:47:36Z")
“I could have danced all night! I could have danced all night!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1271 "2024-11-20T16:34:27Z")
Whiskas regretting doing his flying squirrel impression so late in the year. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1272 "2024-11-20T16:43:09Z")
“Where are those snow birds I keep hearing about?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1273 "2024-11-20T19:43:31Z")
Mittens vs Windex ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1274 "2024-11-20T23:07:28Z")
“I’m open! I’m open! Throw it to me!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1275 "2024-11-20T23:12:04Z")
Alpine Volleyball is the latest sport in the Kitty Olympics. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1276 "2024-11-21T06:55:27Z")
Gotta say, I did like this one: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “I’m open! I’m open! Throw it to me!” But I think this one is going to take this round (the photo reminded me of volleyball too): > [@needscoffee](#): > > Alpine Volleyball is the latest sport in the Kitty Olympics. All yours, @needscoffee ! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1277 "2024-11-21T15:34:40Z")
[![](https://i.imgur.com/ZBRioS6.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/ZBRioS6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1278 "2024-11-21T15:45:33Z")
“Cabbage Patch _Kid_? That was decades ago!” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1279 "2024-11-21T15:45:35Z")
Oh, I see, you’ve got those fancy-assed shoe thingies on your feet. Lah-di-dah! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1280 "2024-11-21T17:19:25Z")
Small boy: “You know they say ‘you are what you eat’… well, I ain’t eatin no more cabbages if _this_ is what happens…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=65)