# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1281 "2024-11-21T18:13:16Z")
“No, I am not married to Mr. Corned Beef.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1282 "2024-11-21T18:47:52Z")
No, you were not found under a leaf in my garden. That was just your parent’s way of not wanting to tell you about sex. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1283 "2024-11-21T20:57:05Z")
“First time on a farm, eh? How much experience have you boys got of picking caterpillars out of petticoats?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1284 "2024-11-21T22:25:47Z")
Salad days call for cabbage ways. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1285 "2024-11-21T22:47:51Z")
“You’re neither cabbages nor kings. Calloo callay, now go away.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1286 "2024-11-22T04:57:46Z")
Yes, I had my misgivings when my husband took out that insurance policy on me, but then I’d always cherished my Mary Engelbreit refrigerator magnet “bloom where you’re planted.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1287 "2024-11-22T05:03:25Z")
“Can’t you kids just leaf me alone?” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1288 "2024-11-22T12:51:25Z")
“Yes, I’m originally from Belgium. Why do you ask?” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1289 "2024-11-22T17:24:25Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “No, I am not married to Mr. Corned Beef.” You’re up, Mr. @Knowed_Out! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1290 "2024-11-22T17:31:52Z")
It’s been a while. Let’s see what I can dig up… [![](https://www.digivate.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/willy-wonka-experience-ai-marketing-fail-1-1024x576.png) ](https://www.digivate.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/willy-wonka-experience-ai-marketing-fail-1-1024x576.png) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1291 "2024-11-22T17:58:52Z")
“The job’s okay, but I really hate taking inventory.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1292 "2024-11-22T18:50:26Z")
_Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I’ve got another story for you. Oompa Loompa, grumpy and stern, Listen to this tale and you’ll quickly learn. In a small shop on Candy Lane, Works a retail clerk who’s a real pain. With a frown as sour as lemon drops, She’s the grumpiest in all the sweet shops._ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1293 "2024-11-22T20:42:56Z")
We seldom see how Baroness Von Bon Bon’s peasants live and work. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1294 "2024-11-23T01:56:41Z")
Debbie Downer loves her new job at the Candyland edibles candy factory! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1295 "2024-11-23T02:23:07Z")
Everyone tells me how pretty the house is. What no one understands is how much work I have to do to fix the damage from those two brats! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1296 "2024-11-23T02:33:30Z")
“Something tells me that Hansel and Gretel should be by any minute now …” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1297 "2024-11-23T04:17:09Z")
The Monsanto/Disney merger promised a much better gift shop experience. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1298 "2024-11-23T09:16:26Z")
The movies never even hinted as to the existence of MRS. Willie Wonka. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1299 "2024-11-23T09:28:55Z")
“I’m a diabetic who has sinned, according to the Lord. And thus, I’m in hell.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1300 "2024-11-23T13:24:42Z")
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