# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1321 "2024-11-26T05:01:06Z")
His resistance deflated as he was frog-marched away. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1322 "2024-11-26T06:00:27Z")
After this very public humiliation, he finally relented and signed up for HIMS as Miss Piggy had been imploring. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1323 "2024-11-26T06:30:39Z")
It’s not easy bein’ green… and 35 feet tall. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1324 "2024-11-26T08:02:17Z")
Kermit’s date with Miss Piggy really took it out of him. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1325 "2024-11-26T14:31:36Z")
“Oh, the muppetanity!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1326 "2024-11-26T20:44:01Z")
Hang on! These aren’t my tadpoles…! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1327 "2024-11-27T00:37:26Z")
All are great but I gotta go with the historical reference: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Oh, the muppetanity!” You’re up **Elmer**! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1328 "2024-11-27T01:30:52Z")
Thanks! [![](https://hips.hearstapps.com/delish/assets/cm/15/10/54f9653ee87c0_-_hot-durkey-del1114-1.jpg) ](https://hips.hearstapps.com/delish/assets/cm/15/10/54f9653ee87c0_-_hot-durkey-del1114-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1329 "2024-11-27T01:33:38Z")
“If you think that’s creative, wait until you see the stuffing.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1330 "2024-11-27T02:15:26Z")
“I don’t care if it is Thanksgiving. This is Chicago. GET THAT KETCHUP AWAY FROM THOSE HOT DOGS, DAMMIT!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1331 "2024-11-27T06:29:19Z")
Pfft! It’s a wiener meal for my wiener kids. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1332 "2024-11-27T07:58:00Z")
With apologies to Prefab Sprout… Hot dog Not a frog It’s a turkey ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1333 "2024-11-27T08:45:46Z")
I see that Lileks’ “Gallery of Regrettable Food” has been updated. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1334 "2024-11-27T09:09:06Z")
🎶 _Oh I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer turkey_ _Made of hot dogs and served with fries_ _'Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer turkey_ _There’d be nothing left to tantalize._ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1335 "2024-11-27T11:53:54Z")
Takeru Kobayashi’s Thanksgiving meal ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1336 "2024-11-27T15:26:53Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Takeru Kobayashi’s Thanksgiving meal Joey Chestnut ate it first! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1337 "2024-11-27T16:55:50Z")
First we’ll pretend this is an edible turkey, then pretend the Cardinals are a watchable team ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1338 "2024-11-27T19:27:24Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Joey Chestnut ate it first! Maybe, but Kobayashi has a “k” in it, and k’s are funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1339 "2024-11-27T23:41:52Z")
MKR - Abomination Edition. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1340 "2024-11-27T23:46:46Z")
The winner! > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “I don’t care if it is Thanksgiving. This is Chicago. GET THAT KETCHUP AWAY FROM THOSE HOT DOGS, DAMMIT!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=68)