# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1341 "2024-11-28T02:05:49Z")
Okay, one more for Thanksgiving! [![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilKgKVvxrQQwW78Y907L8uAJhAGKHo6t0rJn9whVFA2gLQw_1M2E1QbHmCWp4vWxFVnZ0S0tMsldkfyQv2kZoaRDx4WUuZQeml5KrLaTOyK4TyQGSWO3cgREysomYsHtskPf1PdgVKK_wa/s1600/54f644629adbf_-_del-julia_turkey-xl.jpg) ](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilKgKVvxrQQwW78Y907L8uAJhAGKHo6t0rJn9whVFA2gLQw_1M2E1QbHmCWp4vWxFVnZ0S0tMsldkfyQv2kZoaRDx4WUuZQeml5KrLaTOyK4TyQGSWO3cgREysomYsHtskPf1PdgVKK_wa/s1600/54f644629adbf_-_del-julia_turkey-xl.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1342 "2024-11-28T02:27:00Z")
“Save the liver…” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1343 "2024-11-28T03:00:48Z")
Trust me, you can have a _lot_ of pleasure with a pound of butter and a game old bird like m- _this_!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1344 "2024-11-28T04:39:27Z")
“First, you do this … then you do this … and then … Ta-Daa!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1345 "2024-11-28T16:14:20Z")
Miss Julia and Her Dancing Turkey ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1346 "2024-11-28T17:17:18Z")
Our guest today in the kitchen is my old uterus. And she’ll be showing us how to make authentic New Orleans beignets! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1347 "2024-11-28T22:09:40Z")
While @Ferris did a great job of ruining both Thanksgiving and Julia Child for me, I have to give the holiday honor to @Slithy_Tove for coming up with one of the weirdest captions in both Partt I and Part II of this contest. Go for it @Slithy_Tove and please stay away from my grandchild! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1348 "2024-11-28T22:28:29Z")
Why thanks! I guess we can start the Christmas season now [![](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb474ffe4-f142-4b52-930b-53b3d7969be8_498x267.gif) ](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb474ffe4-f142-4b52-930b-53b3d7969be8_498x267.gif) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1349 "2024-11-28T22:43:18Z")
A young Clark Kent meets Santa. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1350 "2024-11-28T22:44:49Z")
I’d rather deck Santa than Deck The Halls. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1351 "2024-11-28T22:46:09Z")
I’m an Elf, not a Dwarf! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1352 "2024-11-28T22:48:40Z")
The highlight of The North Pole Christmas Dinner was the battle over who gets to wear Rudolph’s mummified head. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1353 "2024-11-28T22:52:08Z")
Hulk Hogan: The Early Years ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1354 "2024-11-28T22:52:55Z")
Move over, Elf On the Shelf, Santa On The Floor is the latest craze. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1355 "2024-11-28T23:00:38Z")
Hermie gets his 23andMe results. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1356 "2024-11-28T23:04:38Z")
A Martian conquers Santa Claus. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1357 "2024-11-28T23:15:42Z")
Mom warned me about strange men asking if I want to sit in their lap. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1358 "2024-11-28T23:33:39Z")
‘Naughty List’ _this_, m\*\*\*\*\* f\*\*\*\*\*! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1359 "2024-11-29T06:54:37Z")
Stranger danger! Take that, you old perv! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1360 "2024-11-29T06:58:01Z")
That’s for bringing me _Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge_ last Christmas when I wanted _Bonestorm_, you b\*\*\*\*\*d!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=69)