# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/121 "2024-07-16T11:42:42Z")
Plenty of great ones, but I’ll pick **knoodler** as the winner. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/122 "2024-07-16T14:20:22Z")
Stick an @ on the front so it pings him, like so… @knoodler ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/123 "2024-07-16T15:42:56Z")
Thanks **Ferris**! [![](https://i.imgur.com/zHGLERS.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/zHGLERS.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/124 "2024-07-16T17:10:41Z")
18 examples of penis projection, including the rifle. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/125 "2024-07-16T17:14:59Z")
“You have no idea how long it took to train him not to shoot the eggplants.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/126 "2024-07-16T17:17:53Z")
“You can’t imagine how embarrassed I am that his mother stills dresses him every morning.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/127 "2024-07-16T17:24:19Z")
When a vegetarian goes hunting. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/128 "2024-07-16T17:26:13Z")
“And to think he complains when I bring him a mouse.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/129 "2024-07-16T17:54:55Z")
On the other hand he’s absolutely no good with cucumbers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/130 "2024-07-16T18:55:00Z")
The Weekend Hunter’s Guide to Bringing Down the Wild Aubergine ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/131 "2024-07-16T18:58:28Z")
Not an entry but I’m reminded of [Almost Live’s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_Live!) Vegi-Kill skit. > **[Veggie Kill From Seattles "Almost Live"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nk-RaVNCsE%2F)** > > A resturant owner allows customers to kill and eat their own vegatables like animals. From Seattles Almost Live. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/132 "2024-07-16T22:37:47Z")
Those don’t look like eggplants to me, so I’m gonna go this way … “My zucchini? ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/133 "2024-07-16T22:50:30Z")
Oh go ahead and message him. You know you’ve seen a lot worse dating profile pics ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/134 "2024-07-17T00:43:54Z")
Dwayne started to suspect the RPG rounds he’d ordered off the Dark Web weren’t the best quality… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/135 "2024-07-17T01:19:01Z")
“_Oh! What a beauty! I’ve never seen one as big as that before!_” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/136 "2024-07-17T02:57:17Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Oh go ahead and message him. You know you’ve seen a lot worse dating profile pics This one hit a bit close to home, and made me LOL. Take it away, @Slithy_Tove! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/137 "2024-07-17T03:17:19Z")
Thanks @knoodler Have at it, sickies: [![](https://www.historyhit.com/app/uploads/2021/08/StBartholomewsDay.jpg) ](https://www.historyhit.com/app/uploads/2021/08/StBartholomewsDay.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/138 "2024-07-17T03:31:22Z")
The dress code at the castle is strictly enforced. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/139 "2024-07-17T07:55:50Z")
“You expect me to walk on bare paving stones? Move these dead peasants into my path, so I don’t have to sully my shoes by walking on stones. Oh, and put a red carpet on order.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/140 "2024-07-17T08:03:34Z")
Yes, m’lady - direct from Paris. This is our ‘Bubonic’ collection. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=8)