# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1381 "2024-12-02T16:19:10Z")
It’s a Tsa’ari’s life in the Norvoiichi army! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1382 "2024-12-02T16:31:43Z")
We come in peace, and we bring beer! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1383 "2024-12-02T19:35:45Z")
And the best thing about being here? We sent Urzoft to stand in the snow in Minnesota and stick a probe up a cow’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1384 "2024-12-02T19:56:06Z")
After a week of cow mutilizations, it’s kind of nice relaxing at the beach with a few brewskis! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1385 "2024-12-02T23:21:00Z")
Honestly, Steve - it’s the freakin’ weekend! Why’d you have to bring your work briefcase? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1386 "2024-12-03T00:05:05Z")
They ignored sun screen warnings to their own detriment. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1387 "2024-12-03T06:29:26Z")
Fox News headline: Democrats spend your tax dollars on illegal aliens crossing southern border Or for fellows Brits, Daily Mail headline: Labour spend millions of pounds on boozy picnics for illegal Channel-crossing immigrants ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1388 "2024-12-03T19:26:37Z")
@Slithy_Tove wins with this caption: “And the best thing about being here? We sent Urzoft to stand in the snow in Minnesota and stick a probe up a cow’s ass.” It’s colder that a witches nip here. I also want to note Prof’s caption: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > It’s a Tsa’ari’s life in the Norvoiichi army! I don’t know the reference but now I want to look up the story behind it. Take it away, **ST**! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1389 "2024-12-03T19:38:31Z")
[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Gustave-Boulanger-Venus-et-lAmour-1860.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Gustave-Boulanger-Venus-et-lAmour-1860.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1390 "2024-12-03T19:42:32Z")
Don’t toss me! My wings are developed yet! Nooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1391 "2024-12-03T19:57:26Z")
“Don’t worry, Cupid, it won’t be long before somebody invents a football so you can retire.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1392 "2024-12-03T20:04:02Z")
It wasn’t the moral objections. It was the blatant substitution of winged cherubs that made a mockery of the once noble science of dwarf tossing. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1393 "2024-12-03T20:09:23Z")
“As God is my witness, I thought cherubs could fly!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1394 "2024-12-03T21:14:14Z")
Medieval painting of the expression “Throwing out the baby with the bathwater” with wings instead of bathwater. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1395 "2024-12-04T02:43:07Z")
Little known among Leonard DaVinci’s flight experiments, were the comparisons of circumcised vs. uncircumcised on aerodynamic drag… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1396 "2024-12-04T17:51:15Z")
Arousia had no idea that the amoretto was just Zeus in one of his many seductive disguises. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1397 "2024-12-04T19:16:56Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Little known among Leonard DaVinci’s flight experiments, were the comparisons of circumcised vs. uncircumcised on aerodynamic drag… A toddler’s todger joke FTW. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1398 "2024-12-05T01:30:31Z")
Enough of classical art. Let’s try something more modern. [![](https://www.familygorilla.com/images/ss_art_guernica.jpg) ](https://www.familygorilla.com/images/ss_art_guernica.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1399 "2024-12-05T01:40:20Z")
Children’s TV programming in Spain is kinda dark. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1400 "2024-12-05T01:46:04Z")
Elmo Picasso’s “Guernica” made a bold statement about the futility of both war and cookies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=71)