# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1401 "2024-12-05T07:28:45Z")
“This episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters L, S, and D.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1402 "2024-12-05T18:21:30Z")
Ernie-ca ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1403 "2024-12-05T19:46:52Z")
🎶 _Sunny day, sweeping the dead away…_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1404 "2024-12-05T22:46:51Z")
My, what a dark group we are. I might as well steer into it. > [@knoodler](#): > > 🎶 _Sunny day, sweeping the dead away…_ You’re it, @knoodler . Just promise to stay away from my grqndchild! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1405 "2024-12-06T20:08:57Z")
Thanks Kent! I hope everyone can see this: [![](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/5/5c/Crumbies_zombies.jpg/) ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/5/5c/Crumbies_zombies.jpg/) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1406 "2024-12-06T20:16:32Z")
In Cookieland, gingerbread eat _you!_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1407 "2024-12-06T20:17:12Z")
The Cookie Monster unleashes his magical powers on Sesame Street. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1408 "2024-12-06T21:12:52Z")
A Gingerbread Land version of _The Walking Dead_ would be delightful. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1409 "2024-12-06T21:29:55Z")
Run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t escape us we’re the night of the living gingerbread man! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1410 "2024-12-06T22:15:19Z")
_“Maaarsshmmaaallloooowss…”_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1411 "2024-12-07T03:06:06Z")
“We represent the Gingerbread Guild, the Gingerbread Guild, the Gingerbread Guild…” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1412 "2024-12-07T15:10:23Z")
Just don’t let the horny little bastards catch you. At first it’s all sweet and funny, but things get ugly fast. (don’t ask me how I know) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1413 "2024-12-08T04:13:21Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t escape us we’re the night of the living gingerbread man! I was hoping for a _Children of the Corn_ or _Village of the Damned_ reference, and this comes closest. @needscoffee, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1414 "2024-12-08T04:43:07Z")
Thanks! Hope this one’s new… [![](https://i.imgur.com/8O6WjkF.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/8O6WjkF.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1415 "2024-12-08T05:55:22Z")
I’m home, deer – and I hope you don’t mind, but I brought some friends for dinner. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1416 "2024-12-08T13:23:29Z")
We know you’re watching. Get out of that safe room NOW and give us ctacked corn, or we burn the place down. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1417 "2024-12-08T15:11:16Z")
Santa, please tell us… what REALLY happened to Dancer? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1418 "2024-12-08T17:52:47Z")
Sorry, we’re lost - do you know if there’s a forest near here? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1419 "2024-12-08T18:51:11Z")
Hello, we were led to understand the prices here were quite deer. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1420 "2024-12-08T18:52:42Z")
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