# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1441 "2024-12-10T22:53:37Z")
I baptize thee in the name of Satan, Beelzebub and the Unholy Terror. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1442 "2024-12-11T01:34:02Z")
“Bitch, you smell!” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1443 "2024-12-11T02:51:31Z")
Them bones, them bones them dry bones! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1444 "2024-12-11T04:08:34Z")
“Sally! _How_ much bleach did you use?” “See for yourself!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1445 "2024-12-11T19:06:44Z")
> [@Tatterdemalion](#): > > Them bones, them bones them dry bones! Here’s you 🥔🥇, @Tatterdemalion. Your turn to post a pic and judge the winner ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1446 "2024-12-11T19:45:29Z")
Thank you very much. I appreciate the seal of approval. [![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AP1GczOSAmCAVUZIY_GlRIbu-Ty1Lu1qw5eEhkXSpqgGsWtGWJ1z8fUJWpIH6gnQFSZ2owwhEff1oYZybnW0Z_aghZKsrN6rqV-wxsKi5gCS6fojM5Ytzng=w600-h315-p-k "New item by Derek Tattersall") ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/2Mmk2e8vmaMnvMaL9) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1447 "2024-12-11T22:35:35Z")
Homeless encampments are getting out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1448 "2024-12-11T23:03:11Z")
“The ferry leaves in five minutes, guys!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2024, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1449 "2024-12-11T23:31:38Z")
But now as I look all around me, Observing the world and its shells, I think of my happy condition, Surrounded by acres of clams ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1450 "2024-12-12T00:28:34Z")
Actually, those guys were here for the anchovies. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1451 "2024-12-12T00:42:59Z")
Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) Get offa my wharf! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1452 "2024-12-12T07:47:43Z")
‘And to think, I used to be married to Heidi Klum…sigh…’ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1453 "2024-12-12T07:51:56Z")
Today, few remember the California Golden Seals NHL team, but those who do remember them, will always remember the time they were all benched. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1454 "2024-12-12T08:04:51Z")
Guys! The ocean _is_ made of water! The sea was lyin’!!! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1455 "2024-12-12T11:03:17Z")
“I would like to have a civil conversation with you about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1456 "2024-12-12T20:31:13Z")
@Knowed_Out, nice reference. It does kind of look like the cartoon doesn’t it? Take it away please. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1457 "2024-12-13T12:00:02Z")
Cowabunga! [![](https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/d621341667dbf58435000d790a133036f93ef95b/hub/2024/07/30/bcded5b5-9529-4d0d-96d2-f8e1c2e550d6/leonardo-last-supper-tmnt.jpg?auto=webp&width=1200) ](https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/d621341667dbf58435000d790a133036f93ef95b/hub/2024/07/30/bcded5b5-9529-4d0d-96d2-f8e1c2e550d6/leonardo-last-supper-tmnt.jpg?auto=webp&width=1200) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1458 "2024-12-13T17:08:41Z")
Teenage Mutant Ninja Apostles. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1459 "2024-12-13T17:09:25Z")
Proof that religion is a shell game. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1460 "2024-12-13T17:10:44Z")
🎶 That’s Mike Angelo, he’s a-movin’ kind of slow… at the junction.🎶 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=72) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=74)