# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1461 "2024-12-13T17:37:05Z")
(Not in play) “Why does that one Roman soldier look like a Filipina woman?” “Oh, she’ll be doing your nails.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1462 "2024-12-13T19:44:28Z")
Whaddaya mean, this is the last time I’ll get pizza? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1463 "2024-12-13T20:18:32Z")
If you’re a “turtle,” why do you have claws? Because the three wise men reconsidered gold, frankincense and thalidomide. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1464 "2024-12-13T21:28:01Z")
Cowabunga, amen! Let’s eat! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1465 "2024-12-13T23:38:25Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > If you’re a “turtle,” why do you have claws? Plenty of species of turtle do have prominent claws. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1466 "2024-12-14T02:49:22Z")
Paris olympics opening ceremonies a first draft. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1467 "2024-12-14T03:33:16Z")
“One of you will betray me for 30 slices of pizza.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1468 "2024-12-14T07:37:45Z")
“This is my pizza, which will be given up for you.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1469 "2024-12-14T07:39:21Z")
“Everybody who wants to be in the picture, get on this side of the table!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1470 "2024-12-15T14:20:42Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “One of you will betray me for 30 slices of pizza.” All of them were good, but this one nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1471 "2024-12-15T14:37:14Z")
Thanks! [![](https://weirdnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Santa-Tracey-Consolo.jpg) ](https://weirdnj.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Santa-Tracey-Consolo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1472 "2024-12-15T18:45:42Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > > > “One of you will betray me for 30 slices of pizza.” > > All of them were good, but this one nailed it. I was going to say it would be crime not to choose Elmer’s quote, but i didn’t want to sway your vote. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1473 "2024-12-15T18:47:47Z")
Santa Conquers the Flooding. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1474 "2024-12-15T18:51:38Z")
Fallout: A Christmas Story. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1475 "2024-12-15T19:01:54Z")
No chimney? No problem. Santa will not be thwarted! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1476 "2024-12-15T20:49:12Z")
Santa survives the fallout, but still nobody believes in him. In the meantime, a water stain looks like Jesus and it suddenly becomes enshrined. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1477 "2024-12-15T20:53:59Z")
“I bless this mess …” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1478 "2024-12-16T00:58:12Z")
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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1479 "2024-12-16T07:16:24Z")
After crashing through the roof, Santa decided it was probably time to go on a mince pie-free diet. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1480 "2024-12-16T08:01:44Z")
Santa searches the wasteland for the lost pickle ornament. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=73) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=75)