# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1481 "2024-12-16T17:07:19Z")
“Dashing through debris…” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1482 "2024-12-16T17:12:11Z")
We had to destroy Christmas in order to save it! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1483 "2024-12-16T17:14:33Z")
When Bedford falls. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1484 "2024-12-16T20:15:17Z")
A win for the deep cut… > [@running\_coach](#): > > When Bedford falls. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1485 "2024-12-16T20:35:08Z")
I was hoping someone would get the reference… Have at it. [![](https://i0.wp.com/hyperallergic-newspack.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2015/12/xmasvictorian13.jpg?resize=640%2C406&quality=90) ](https://i0.wp.com/hyperallergic-newspack.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2015/12/xmasvictorian13.jpg?resize=640%2C406&quality=90) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1486 "2024-12-16T20:37:46Z")
🎶 There must have been some fentanyl in That old silk hat they found ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1487 "2024-12-16T22:41:41Z")
Frosty got a little too frosted last night. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1488 "2024-12-17T01:41:34Z")
The lesson on the ephemerality of life was not well received. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1489 "2024-12-17T11:22:39Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > A win for the deep cut… > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > When Bedford falls. It’s a Wonderful Caption ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1490 "2024-12-17T13:13:05Z")
The year Frosty was replaced by Slushee in a cross-promotion ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1491 "2024-12-17T15:37:08Z")
Global Warming’s First Victim ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1492 "2024-12-17T19:25:23Z")
You horrible children! I’m melting! Oh, what a world, what a world… ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1493 "2024-12-17T19:29:29Z")
“Billy, I told you, a chilli pepper for a nose is not a good substitute for a carrot.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1494 "2024-12-17T20:06:26Z")
I have to leave so I’m calling it a bit early. In honor of @Slithy_Tove, I leave you this. > **[The Old Dope Peddler](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quWxrOQg9WI%2F)** > > Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesThe Old Dope Peddler · Tom LehrerThe Tom Lehrer Collection 1953-60℗ 2015 Acrobat Licensing Ltd.Released on: 201... ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1495 "2024-12-17T21:21:44Z")
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/a4/7e/59a47ef6498a3b22cf86ff5663dba8db.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/a4/7e/59a47ef6498a3b22cf86ff5663dba8db.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1496 "2024-12-17T22:28:56Z")
Conspicuous consumption. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1497 "2024-12-17T22:42:19Z")
“You’re wearing whipped cream, I’m wearing mashed potatoes—we’re perfect for each other!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1498 "2024-12-17T23:00:21Z")
Mary learned the hard way: never start a seance on your own. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1499 "2024-12-18T01:48:04Z")
The Beetlejuice family has a long and proud history. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1500 "2024-12-18T02:29:15Z")
Emira Scrooge, niece of Ebenezer, meets The Ghost of Ivory Soap. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=76)