# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1501 "2024-12-18T03:28:50Z")
“I’ll tell you a secret: all aspirin are the same.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1502 "2024-12-18T04:04:24Z")
New employee orientation at Wal-Mart. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1503 "2024-12-18T04:06:00Z")
🎶 Put your hand on my shoulder…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1504 "2024-12-18T13:00:48Z")
“You string that corset any tighter, you’re gonna look like me when you stop breathing.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1505 "2024-12-18T13:29:16Z")
Christmas morning: ‘Hey, Margaret, you _did_ remember to take the turkey out of the freezer, didn’t you?’ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1506 "2024-12-18T16:51:09Z")
Do you want to see something _really_ scary? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1507 "2024-12-18T20:21:39Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Mary learned the hard way: never start a seance on your own. …although it looks like he’s ending a seance with a proposition. Take it away @Ferris ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1508 "2024-12-19T00:11:33Z")
Thanks, @Slithy_Tove ! First draft didn’t post the image properly - please stand by. 🙂 [![](https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ship-went-away-1200.jpg) ](https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ship-went-away-1200.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1509 "2024-12-19T01:52:07Z")
The producers decided the special effects would be too expensive, and gave Aladdin a carpet, a wind machine, and some rear-screen projection. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1510 "2024-12-19T02:28:33Z")
Frank’s luggage was delivered to his hotel by the Swan Lake Valet. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1511 "2024-12-19T02:32:44Z")
Gotta give him credit, Ludwig wasn’t the type to sneak his boys in through the back door. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1512 "2024-12-19T03:11:17Z")
“DUCK!” “No, it’s a goose-”[WHACK] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1513 "2024-12-19T03:43:18Z")
🎶 _Yippee ki-yo, yippee ki-yay Swan riders in the sky_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1514 "2024-12-19T04:15:13Z")
Little Jackie Paper eventually found a much better companion than Puff the Magic Dragon. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1515 "2024-12-19T07:03:40Z")
‘Er, Love… first up, where are the other six? And secondly… they’re supposed to be swimming!!’ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1516 "2024-12-19T11:58:13Z")
It’s his cygnet-ure ship. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1517 "2024-12-20T03:03:01Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Frank’s luggage was delivered to his hotel by the Swan Lake Valet. Took me a moment to get it! Very clever, so @running_coach has my vote this round. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1518 "2024-12-20T03:24:59Z")
Thanks! Have to give props to @Knowed_Out for his exceptional entry. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/This-digital-artist-keeps-transforming-animals-into-anything-78-New-Pics-5f2114a9b7a4d__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/This-digital-artist-keeps-transforming-animals-into-anything-78-New-Pics-5f2114a9b7a4d__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1519 "2024-12-20T04:16:16Z")
[not in play] something something Rocky Horror Picture Show. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1520 "2024-12-20T05:11:23Z")
I had a frog in my throat, but it’s getting better. Licking toads is fo amateurs! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=75) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=77)