# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 77
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1521 "2024-12-20T12:03:46Z")
“The potion recipe may call for ‘tongue of frog,’ but it didn’t mean you had to transmute your tongue into a frog, dearie.” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1522 "2024-12-20T12:31:12Z")
Better than a handsome prince any day. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1523 "2024-12-20T15:27:36Z")
Can’t speak? Frog got your tongue? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1524 "2024-12-20T16:53:32Z")
AI porn is really coming into its own, revealing fetishes I didn’t know I had. That frog will be my flies undoing. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1525 "2024-12-20T19:02:20Z")
Jim Henson’s wet dream. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1526 "2024-12-20T20:52:43Z")
In Russ-AI, hallucinogenic frog licks you ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1527 "2024-12-20T21:39:20Z")
The Ribbit Stones ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1528 "2024-12-21T00:39:23Z")
This week on ‘Witches’ Curses Gone Awry’, Glenda from Indiana shares how her stutter caused her more than just embarrassment. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1529 "2024-12-21T03:26:54Z")
Difficult choice. A lily pad could cover the entries. But @iamatractorboy takes it by a wart. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1530 "2024-12-21T08:02:39Z")
Thanks RC! Let’s get back to the Christmas theme, given the big day is nearly upon us… [![](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/3262815/photo/surly-santa.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=pcAXjDYma-gKdVWz4yaKWU3iaID-Zttus_UD9dOxhyI=) ](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/3262815/photo/surly-santa.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=pcAXjDYma-gKdVWz4yaKWU3iaID-Zttus_UD9dOxhyI=) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1531 "2024-12-21T08:15:34Z")
You have the cool clear Eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth, Yet, there’s that up turned chin And the grin of impetuous youth. Oh, I believe in you, I believe in you ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1532 "2024-12-21T09:40:44Z")
The Clauses out for a walk ‘n’ slide. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1533 "2024-12-21T13:08:44Z")
“You smell like spiked eggnog without the eggnog.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1534 "2024-12-21T18:34:34Z")
“I got your Yule Log right here, lady!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1535 "2024-12-21T18:59:33Z")
“If he’s Santa, then I’m Ma Bell.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1536 "2024-12-22T02:44:16Z")
“Santa Claus, you’re drunk!” “And you, Madame are ugly. But in the morning, I’ll be sober.” (Credit to Winston Churchill for that one.) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1537 "2024-12-22T03:09:16Z")
“The woman who allegedly assaulted Santa was also spotted in Minneapolis, where she had to be restrained from attacking a young woman.” [![](https://jyanet.com/mtm/maryhat-s.jpg) ](https://jyanet.com/mtm/maryhat-s.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1538 "2024-12-22T03:51:17Z")
She had to stop her from making it, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1539 "2024-12-22T04:15:08Z")
Oddjob’s daughter seen hunting pigeons. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1540 "2024-12-22T07:38:53Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > “I got your Yule Log right here, lady!” > > _ **-“BB”-** _ I just can’t resist some good old fashioned toilet humour… Go for it BB. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=76) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=78)