# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1541 "2024-12-22T16:59:43Z")
Wasn’t sure if that submission was going to be acceptable or not … but then I remembered the general makeup of who all I was dealing with! Now — [![](https://www.modeltrainforum.com/attachments/slide32-jpg.481930/) ](https://www.modeltrainforum.com/attachments/slide32-jpg.481930/) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1542 "2024-12-22T17:09:57Z")
The White House becomes Newcastle, USA. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1543 "2024-12-22T17:40:57Z")
Santa dumps this down Dan Blankenship’s chimney every year, and the next year Blankenship just sells it back to Santa. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1544 "2024-12-22T22:00:38Z")
Santa was really p.o.'d about the Arctic becoming ice-free year round. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1545 "2024-12-22T22:17:00Z")
Another rail delivery for the Village of the Damned. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1546 "2024-12-23T00:52:18Z")
Naughtiness was the chief source of warmth before Black & Decker. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1547 "2024-12-23T06:54:33Z")
Even as his own home disappeared, Santa was a die-hard climate change denier to the last. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1548 "2024-12-23T07:32:59Z")
“Well, Hermey, there were a lot of naughty boys and girls this year, so I had to order coal by the carload.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1549 "2024-12-23T14:50:03Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The White House becomes Newcastle, USA I was hoping for someone to connect this to #45/47. and @running_coach didn’t disappoint. Honorable mention, however, to @slithy_tove. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1550 "2024-12-23T15:55:57Z")
Thanks!. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/6398751950c3d_fqvut84c4tm91__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/6398751950c3d_fqvut84c4tm91__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1551 "2024-12-24T04:21:36Z")
“A good pounce violently executed now is better than a perfect pounce executed next week.” ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1552 "2024-12-24T04:58:22Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Oddjob’s daughter seen hunting pigeons. For those wondering what this had to do with the Santa picture, I mistakenly thought that Kent\_Clark’s Mary Tyler Moore shot was the new picture to be captioned. ++++++++++++++ Now on the the hopefully correct picture: Don’t feed your Gremlin meow mix after 11:30 ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1553 "2024-12-24T07:04:58Z")
145 grammes?! How dare they… I’m no more than 140! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1554 "2024-12-24T07:13:13Z")
I guess the cat’s out of the ba-- er, box now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1555 "2024-12-24T08:15:26Z")
“Bob, have you seen my new car? Man, let me show you. And I’ll tell you this: this baby really purrs.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1556 "2024-12-24T09:32:18Z")
Dr. Schrödinger‘s cruel experiments have gone too far. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1557 "2024-12-25T02:16:19Z")
Definitely @Buck_Godot though @Elmer_J.Fudd came close. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1558 "2024-12-25T02:57:59Z")
Thanks for putting me in coach. Next Up: [![](https://vanidad.es/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/https-hypebeast.com-image-2024-03-vetements-fall-winter-2024-collection-paris-fashion-week-fw24-runway-56_.jpg) ](https://vanidad.es/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/https-hypebeast.com-image-2024-03-vetements-fall-winter-2024-collection-paris-fashion-week-fw24-runway-56_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1559 "2024-12-25T02:59:46Z")
Bear naked from the waist up. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1560 "2024-12-25T03:01:34Z")
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