# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1561 "2024-12-25T03:05:13Z")
Armani debuts their new “Zoophilia” Line ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1562 "2024-12-25T03:25:58Z")
“Every time I go on the runway, I never know if it’s for real or if I’m the butt of a practical joke.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1563 "2024-12-25T03:31:14Z")
Joey wasn’t going to let a little thing like acute Neurofibromatosis stand between him and supermodeldom. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1564 "2024-12-25T04:20:48Z")
The new “Bear Arms” shirt from your friends at [MAGA.com](http://MAGA.com)! For only $89.99 plus taxes, delivery, and tariffs, this will let you show your clear support for the Second Amendment! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1565 "2024-12-25T05:12:59Z")
🎶 _See my poncho, see my poncho Made of bears for a honcho_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1566 "2024-12-25T17:00:33Z")
That top is just a bunch of Boo-Boos. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1567 "2024-12-25T21:44:48Z")
Paco Rabanne’s new ‘Honey’ aftershave is best applied _sparingly_. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1568 "2024-12-26T05:58:43Z")
Lets go with this one > [@running\_coach](#): > > The new designer misunderstood what a “teddy” is Back to you RC. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1569 "2024-12-26T10:31:24Z")
Gladly! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/pmvjsuslqlfc1-674eb73f12729__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/pmvjsuslqlfc1-674eb73f12729__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1570 "2024-12-26T15:42:28Z")
What are we going to do tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night, feast on the souls of the damned. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1571 "2024-12-26T17:28:13Z")
All the bones, give me you will. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1572 "2024-12-26T17:38:04Z")
And now we’re going to make hot monkey love! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1573 "2024-12-26T18:23:07Z")
“Steempy you eediot!!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1574 "2024-12-26T18:46:45Z")
Why, Mr Harker, you’ve cut yourself shaving. If I may…? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1575 "2024-12-26T22:23:42Z")
It’s a bat! It’s a dog! It’s BatDog ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1576 "2024-12-27T04:16:07Z")
Poodle Diddy ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1577 "2024-12-27T14:43:14Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > All the bones, give me you will. - > > _ **-“BB”-** _ Take it for a ride, Bicycle Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1578 "2024-12-27T19:28:18Z")
There’s an awful lot going on in this picture… let’s see where your mind goes with it… [![](https://i0.wp.com/fraenkelgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/link1985ea301.jpg?w=1200&quality=90&strip=all&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/fraenkelgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/link1985ea301.jpg?w=1200&quality=90&strip=all&ssl=1) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1579 "2024-12-27T19:32:36Z")
The first draft of the script for _Plains, Trains, and Automobiles_ wasn’t all that exciting. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1580 "2024-12-27T19:53:26Z")
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