# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/141 "2024-07-17T13:08:31Z")
Eww! Don’t these peasants ever bathe? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/142 "2024-07-17T13:50:26Z")
“Now, for Christmas I want…” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/143 "2024-07-17T15:51:09Z")
“Damn, that was some party last night.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/144 "2024-07-17T16:03:14Z")
And now the Huguenots are hugely not. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/145 "2024-07-17T16:24:19Z")
“Sir Walter, I was expecting you to spread your **cape** over the puddle.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/146 "2024-07-17T22:07:16Z")
“Do you see anyone you like, Your Majesty?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/147 "2024-07-17T22:07:48Z")
The ads for St. Judes are going _way_ too far. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/148 "2024-07-17T22:12:39Z")
“It’s time we enacted an anti-camping law.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/149 "2024-07-18T03:19:01Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Yes, m’lady - direct from Paris. This is our ‘Bubonic’ collection. My mother told me to pick this very best one. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/150 "2024-07-18T06:47:44Z")
Thanks, @Slithy_Tove - I certainly enjoyed coming up with that. Next up: [![](https://www.adzuna.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/computers1-768x768.png) ](https://www.adzuna.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/computers1-768x768.png) [[https://www.adzuna.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/computers1-768x768.png](https://www.adzuna.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/computers1-768x768.png)] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/151 "2024-07-18T07:04:20Z")
“You know, this is gonna be a helluva lot easier when somebody invents a keyboard and a cathode ray tube.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/152 "2024-07-18T10:52:00Z")
“PC Load Letter”? What the fuck does that mean? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/153 "2024-07-18T13:35:38Z")
“More cowbell!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/154 "2024-07-18T15:33:13Z")
“At last, we’ve cracked the code! Its: ‘D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E’.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/155 "2024-07-18T15:36:13Z")
Nostrodamus drew the line at predicting that squirrels would take over the planet and make us all slaves in their nut mines. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/156 "2024-07-18T15:40:47Z")
Cinnamon Toast Crunch chefs Wendell, Bob and Quello branch out into early subscription-based proprietary telecom software. “The taste you can see, and never own!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/157 "2024-07-18T16:01:45Z")
‘And if you press this button, it makes a sound almost exactly like a fart.’ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/158 "2024-07-18T20:31:30Z")
“And with this gear-ratio you can separate the data, showing you which girls and boys are naughty, St. Nicholas.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/159 "2024-07-18T21:09:05Z")
“Gentlemen, our state of the art scientific equipment conclusively proves there are no icebergs within 1,000 miles of the Titanic.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/160 "2024-07-19T04:21:16Z")
Gentlemen, your investment has finally paid off; the XK-9000 computer has definitively determined the precise location of Wonka’s last golden ticket. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=9)