# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1581 "2024-12-27T19:57:05Z")
The drive-in couple, the mile-high club? Let’s enter a tunnel to complete the trifecta ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1582 "2024-12-27T19:57:28Z")
The Ultimate Disaster Movie Cross-Over. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1583 "2024-12-27T20:09:43Z")
Casey only paid for one admission despite a dozen of his buddies hiding in the caboose. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1584 "2024-12-27T20:19:38Z")
America! A Nation on the Move! Even when it sits still! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1585 "2024-12-28T19:09:48Z")
No chance of falling asleep at this drive-in. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1586 "2024-12-28T21:30:57Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > .The first draft of the script for _Plains, Trains, and Automobiles_ wasn’t all that exciting. Maybe it’s because I spent T’giving with my fiancée and we watched the movie, but Dr. Winston’s response suitably massaged my funny bone. Your play, sir. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1587 "2024-12-29T02:55:48Z")
Let’s try this… [![](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a1ae2cce5dd5b3614fe99ff/1545148436315-0M7FR1U1FOQCKLKLHJJL/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w) ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a1ae2cce5dd5b3614fe99ff/1545148436315-0M7FR1U1FOQCKLKLHJJL/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1588 "2024-12-29T03:01:02Z")
Hank’s family is about to find out he’s a dendrophile. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1589 "2024-12-29T03:02:25Z")
Morning wood on Boxing Day can be _very_ embarrassing… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1590 "2024-12-29T03:08:03Z")
[not an entry] Not as embarrassing as mourning wood at a funeral. [/nae] ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1591 "2024-12-29T04:22:08Z")
After tearing down the Christmas tree, Werecat forgot to return to his bedroom before morning. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1592 "2024-12-29T04:28:34Z")
Why can’t we just be happy for them that they found each other? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1593 "2024-12-29T04:29:18Z")
It was supposed to be a Christmas to remember, but later, Larry found he couldn’t remember anything about it. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1594 "2024-12-29T06:15:41Z")
Bobby took a well deserved nap after his turn subbing as the family Christmas tree after Dad decided 'tis the season to economize. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1595 "2024-12-29T08:23:19Z")
Always take care of your baubles. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1596 "2024-12-29T19:12:48Z")
Next up is the Walk of Shame, covered in pine needles and sap. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1597 "2024-12-29T19:15:39Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Why can’t we just be happy for them that they found each other? Because his family thinks his girlfriend is a real beech. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1598 "2024-12-30T01:27:45Z")
He’s been pining for this moment. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1599 "2024-12-30T01:52:56Z")
In second place … > [@Spoons](#): > > It was supposed to be a Christmas to remember, but later, Larry found he couldn’t remember anything about it. And the winner: > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Why can’t we just be happy for them that they found each other? @Slithy_Tove , you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1600 "2024-12-30T02:35:26Z")
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