# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1621 "2025-01-01T03:41:30Z")
I meant BUD Light! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1622 "2025-01-01T03:50:21Z")
Arsonists Anonymous has never had a meeting in the same place twice. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1623 "2025-01-01T03:59:56Z")
Well, that’s one way to take down Christmas decorations. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1624 "2025-01-01T04:04:36Z")
The inhabitants of The Fire Swamp go hunting R.O.U.S.'s. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1625 "2025-01-01T04:05:49Z")
Early version of The Match Game. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1626 "2025-01-01T04:19:03Z")
That whole Robert Bly Mythopoetic Men’s Movement. The duality of man, the Jungian thing. Lighting farts, writ magnificently large! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1627 "2025-01-01T05:46:44Z")
S’mores Week on the Great British Bake-Off goes horribly wrong. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1628 "2025-01-01T08:50:21Z")
John regretted asking for his kebab to be ‘well done’. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1629 "2025-01-01T20:05:20Z")
The only surviving photograph of the first and last meeting of the Fire Jugglers’ Club, due to their club uniform being oil-soaked rags. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1630 "2025-01-02T13:51:52Z")
Beavis and Butthead giggle maliciously and chant “Fire! Fire!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1631 "2025-01-02T22:12:58Z")
Neighbourhood Watch became _intense_ after the Watsons accidentally ran over a kitten. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1632 "2025-01-02T22:20:33Z")
Although @Slithy_Tove deeply affected me with his almost lyrical caption, how can anyone resist the _Great British Bake-Off._ > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > S’mores Week on the Great British Bake-Off goes horribly wrong. Here’s your chance to whip up something of your own @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1633 "2025-01-02T22:57:57Z")
Thanks! What did you get for Christmas? [![](https://www.watson.ch/fr/imgdb/c365/Qx,B,0,0,1500,2000,625,833,250,333/6506616639818393) ](https://www.watson.ch/fr/imgdb/c365/Qx,B,0,0,1500,2000,625,833,250,333/6506616639818393) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1634 "2025-01-02T23:19:30Z")
I got you some welding goggles. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1635 "2025-01-02T23:20:53Z")
Mary Lou discovers Mary Jane. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1636 "2025-01-02T23:21:38Z")
Sister Of Chucky. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1637 "2025-01-02T23:29:37Z")
“Got it cheap at an estate sale. Rather interesting story: a whole family was found massacred and the only clue was that someone posed the bloody knife in the doll’s hands. Weird, huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1638 "2025-01-03T00:21:50Z")
Comes with 13 scheduled psychiatric appointments (payment not included) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1639 "2025-01-03T01:17:39Z")
Barbie’s entire lifestyle was all about accumulating possessions. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1640 "2025-01-03T01:40:07Z")
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