# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1641 "2025-01-03T01:43:42Z")
Not an entry. Barbie is getting dark. > **[Barbie Signature Día De Muertos 2024 Collectible Ken Doll in Black Suit With Hat](https://shop.mattel.com/products/barbie-dia-de-muertos-doll-hrm73)** > > Barbie continues its Día De Muertos series in 2024 with a sophisticated Ken doll. He wears a deluxe suit infused with references to the traditions, symbols, and rituals of this time-honored holiday. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1642 "2025-01-03T01:51:51Z")
The latest addition to the American Girl doll series is Tamera. Tamera enjoys hopscotch, helping her mom make pancakes, and watching presidential election returns as they come in. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1643 "2025-01-03T02:44:57Z")
From the Dune Prophecy Collection: My First Ghola ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1644 "2025-01-03T12:33:10Z")
_I contain the soul of Jon Benet Ramsey._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1645 "2025-01-03T21:19:30Z")
The winner! > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Comes with 13 scheduled psychiatric appointments (payment not included) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1646 "2025-01-03T21:41:42Z")
Lets try… [![](https://c7.alamy.com/comp/P4DH2E/original-film-title-the-savage-innocents-english-title-the-savage-innocents-film-director-nicholas-ray-year-1960-stars-anthony-quinn-peter-otoole-credit-paramount-pictures-album-P4DH2E.jpg) ](https://c7.alamy.com/comp/P4DH2E/original-film-title-the-savage-innocents-english-title-the-savage-innocents-film-director-nicholas-ray-year-1960-stars-anthony-quinn-peter-otoole-credit-paramount-pictures-album-P4DH2E.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1647 "2025-01-03T22:33:19Z")
wow, some NSFW-bait > **Summary** > > “Look, I can’t keep cutting these dogs open every time your fingers get frostbite. However, since you’re obviously down there for a reason, lube your finger with this blubber and I’ll teach you something that Jose Ferer will appreciate in our next picture. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1648 "2025-01-04T05:06:03Z")
Zorba the Inuit ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1649 "2025-01-04T05:48:27Z")
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here…? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1650 "2025-01-04T12:06:47Z")
“No boss, I don’t think you have testicular cancer.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1651 "2025-01-04T12:18:46Z")
What do you mean, “you’re hand’s stuck”? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1652 "2025-01-04T12:21:43Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “No boss, I don’t think you have testicular cancer.” - [not an entry] Jeff Foxworthy: “You don’t even have testiculars.” [nae] ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1653 "2025-01-04T20:02:44Z")
Jeff Dunham of the Yukon ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1654 "2025-01-04T22:40:50Z")
You handsome brute. I’m snow blind by your polar vortex ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1655 "2025-01-04T23:50:45Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > What do you mean, “you’re hand’s stuck”? Gotta give it to @iamatractorboy. You’re up! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1656 "2025-01-05T08:14:24Z")
Thanks Doc. Grateful my shocking grammar (just spotted…) was not a disqualification matter!! Talking of breaking rules… [https://images.indianexpress.com/2018/01/rule-breakers\_dont-sleep\_820.jpg?w=350](https://images.indianexpress.com/2018/01/rule-breakers_dont-sleep_820.jpg?w=350) Sorry, this doesn’t want to show as a photo for some reason… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1657 "2025-01-05T08:18:57Z")
“I’m not sleeping! The photographer snapped the photo just as I blinked!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1658 "2025-01-05T15:26:17Z")
[https://images.indianexpress.com/2018/01/rule-breakers\_dont-sleep\_820.jpg](https://images.indianexpress.com/2018/01/rule-breakers_dont-sleep_820.jpg) Huh, I thought for sure that truncating the code after .jpg would do it; but apparently not. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1659 "2025-01-05T15:39:31Z")
If I keep my eyes shut, the borogroves can’t hear me. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1660 "2025-01-05T15:41:26Z")
Edna had “War And Peace” tattooed on the inside of her eyelids so she would always have reading material. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=84)