# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1661 "2025-01-05T15:47:07Z")
A sign in their rest room says “It’s a FLOOR, not a FLOPOR. Notice there’s no P.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1662 "2025-01-05T15:58:09Z")
The only reason Grandma was still sitting in the booth was because she had been nailed there. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1663 "2025-01-05T16:04:50Z")
The movie “Eyes Closed Shut” was the biggest flop in cinema history. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1664 "2025-01-06T08:51:51Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Edna had “War And Peace” tattooed on the inside of her eyelids so she would always have reading material. This one is my favourite…go for it Coach. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1665 "2025-01-06T12:07:00Z")
Gladly. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/6628c78394fd5_bpxxnnq55xvc1-jpeg__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/6628c78394fd5_bpxxnnq55xvc1-jpeg__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1666 "2025-01-06T14:26:53Z")
Why paper towels really shouldn’t be part of the web of things. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1667 "2025-01-06T14:52:49Z")
The “Eat your vegetables and you’ll grow big and strong” maxim needs updating. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1668 "2025-01-06T14:57:48Z")
No bedtime story was scarier than the one about the devolved gingerbread man. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1669 "2025-01-06T17:06:03Z")
Depending on the availability of plant matter in a location, Swamp Thing’s manifestations could be hit or miss. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1670 "2025-01-06T17:53:59Z")
The REAL Mandrake the Magician. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1671 "2025-01-06T17:57:12Z")
Tuberman was rejected for membership by the Justice League because his power to sprout in three weeks wasn’t considered “super” enough. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1672 "2025-01-06T18:09:23Z")
The villain Gingerman truly had no soul. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1673 "2025-01-06T19:16:11Z")
The Hansel and Gretel prequel was a disturbing tale. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1674 "2025-01-06T20:33:38Z")
Elsa’s Marshmallow didn’t last past March. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1675 "2025-01-07T00:36:44Z")
As part of her Transmogrification homework, Hermione turned Ron ‘back into a ginger’. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1676 "2025-01-07T02:17:04Z")
Been spendin’ most their lives Livin’ as a gangsta terror spice ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1677 "2025-01-07T13:01:48Z")
For going all Weird Al on us, @Slithy_Tove takes it. “Coming soon to a theatre near you; _Mary-Ann Hunting_” was my first thought. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1678 "2025-01-07T13:18:43Z")
Thank you [![](https://i0.wp.com/www.7dayadventurer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/1C68FC18-DF7C-440C-926E-AF0C945FEBF1.jpeg) ](https://i0.wp.com/www.7dayadventurer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/1C68FC18-DF7C-440C-926E-AF0C945FEBF1.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1679 "2025-01-07T14:15:06Z")
I think _Sesame Street_ has lost its way. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1680 "2025-01-07T14:46:13Z")
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