# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 85
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1681 "2025-01-07T15:01:53Z")
Our jobs have been replaced with AI. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1682 "2025-01-07T15:29:39Z")
Ma and Pa Kettle visit Trashkanistan. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1683 "2025-01-07T23:26:46Z")
Dr. Strangelove II - How We Stopped Worrying About Our Nursing Home. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1684 "2025-01-08T07:57:24Z")
[Might only work for UK Dopers] “Well, it’s bin nice knowin ya, Doris” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1685 "2025-01-08T15:09:46Z")
“Ah, the glory of being in a Samuel Beckett play!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1686 "2025-01-08T17:43:24Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Ma and Pa Kettle visit Trashkanistan. @knoodler wins Thank you everyone. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1687 "2025-01-08T17:56:35Z")
Thanks **ST** Unfortunately I’m unable to upload from this source. I’ll have to pass. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1688 "2025-01-08T18:13:38Z")
Another player will please take over in that case > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > I think _Sesame Street_ has lost its way. @Elmer_J.Fudd please take over. Thank you ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1689 "2025-01-08T18:30:11Z")
Here we go… [![](https://d2cbe6qj96hbor.cloudfront.net/puzzles/FPAG00G58NXDB63N.jpg) ](https://d2cbe6qj96hbor.cloudfront.net/puzzles/FPAG00G58NXDB63N.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1690 "2025-01-08T18:40:11Z")
While his friends and relatives were looking forward to hearing about Xfpzrk’s vacation trip to Earth, they were not looking forward to a long evening of a badly-photographed slide show. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1691 "2025-01-08T19:56:13Z")
Zzzaxprod takes a selfie in Nibiru’s newest attraction _Humanworld_, unaware that the inhabitants actually dress in more than one color. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1692 "2025-01-08T21:36:08Z")
The new design for the thought-control beaming device was a stroke of genius. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1693 "2025-01-09T02:03:22Z")
“Ack! Ack! Ack!” “Ack Ack?” “Ack. Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1694 "2025-01-09T02:15:27Z")
Now that we’ve got the US Space Force, Fleet Week has really gone strange ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1695 "2025-01-09T03:16:12Z")
The publisher told the Kanamits that cookbooks with lots of photos sell better, so they hired photographers. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1696 "2025-01-09T15:56:22Z")
Space travelers love visiting Planet Hollywood, with its fake buildings and mannequins. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1697 "2025-01-09T21:25:41Z")
I always dig a _Zone_ reference: The winner… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The publisher told the Kanamits that cookbooks with lots of photos sell better, so they hired photographers. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1698 "2025-01-09T22:53:39Z")
Thanks. We’re still digging out here, so. . . [![](https://thephotographicalist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cowhood01.jpg) ](https://thephotographicalist.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cowhood01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1699 "2025-01-09T23:06:55Z")
“It’s a BMW. That stands for Bovine Moo Wehicle.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1700 "2025-01-09T23:58:34Z")
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