# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 86
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1701 "2025-01-10T01:41:27Z")
Remember when trains had cow-catchers up front? And you thought that was funny? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1702 "2025-01-10T02:11:21Z")
Hood ornaments are getting udderly out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1703 "2025-01-10T02:19:37Z")
Sorry, but I really need to thaw this block of ice in my tits ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1704 "2025-01-10T03:55:50Z")
Never order the upholstery kit. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1705 "2025-01-10T07:45:15Z")
When Bart saw his Beemer, he had a cow. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1706 "2025-01-10T13:03:12Z")
What happens when a cow’s brain is replaced with a cat’s ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1707 "2025-01-10T23:10:46Z")
The continual-refueling option for the methane powered car. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1708 "2025-01-11T01:40:28Z")
Kudos to @Ferris for knowing the full name of the breed is Holstein Friesian but @Knowed_Out tickled my frost-bitten funny bone. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > What happens when a cow’s brain is replaced with a cat’s ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1709 "2025-01-12T14:58:29Z")
Whoop, hadn’t checked in a while. Here goes: > **[https://preview.redd.it/1800s-german-childrens-book-illustration-detailed-realis...](https://preview.redd.it/1800s-german-childrens-book-illustration-detailed-realistic-v0-i5n5yvbu5nsb1.jpg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c88b1831f945916d6465802fa71688405c144b9)** ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1710 "2025-01-12T15:41:03Z")
The Man in the Moon ate a little too much green cheese. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1711 "2025-01-12T15:49:06Z")
Ironically, The Man In The Moon is unable to moon anyone. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1712 "2025-01-12T15:51:19Z")
An ignorance of physics is not confined to modern movies. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1713 "2025-01-12T15:54:33Z")
The rage visible on The Man In The Moon’s face is absolutely meteoric. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1714 "2025-01-12T16:22:07Z")
“Hey! Which way’s Norridge?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1715 "2025-01-12T16:35:47Z")
There are some imaginative theories about the gruesome murders of Georges Méliès‘ entire family. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1716 "2025-01-12T17:29:40Z")
Ignore! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1717 "2025-01-12T17:42:19Z")
“I’ll show you a bad moon on the rise!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1718 "2025-01-12T20:18:58Z")
That acne cream you sold me _doesn’t work!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1719 "2025-01-12T22:29:51Z")
Jackie Gleason’s original concept for _The Honeymooners_ was considered “too dark” by the network. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1720 "2025-01-13T11:48:26Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > An ignorance of physics is not confined to modern movies. The snarky one wins. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=85) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=87)