# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1761 "2025-01-18T01:05:01Z")
The Donner girls put the leftovers back in the “fridge”. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1762 "2025-01-18T01:44:14Z")
“Good bye, Earl Those black-eyed peas They tasted alright to me, Earl You feelin’ weak? Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1763 "2025-01-18T02:06:43Z")
Crack open Ol’ St. Nick and you find a chewy center. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1764 "2025-01-18T07:06:26Z")
The Frosty origin story was not suitable for children. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1765 "2025-01-18T12:32:44Z")
We were so poor, we couldn’t afford water, so we bathed in sand. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1766 "2025-01-18T15:07:18Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > We were so poor, we couldn’t afford water, so we bathed in sand. - [not an entry] You had sand? Luxury! we had to make our own sand with a needle and a rock wall. [nae] (Props to those who get the reference) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1767 "2025-01-18T18:16:47Z")
Early attempts at making Kalua Pig were less successful. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1768 "2025-01-18T18:17:43Z")
Well, how did you deal with severe heartburn? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1769 "2025-01-18T19:45:00Z")
I > [@running\_coach](#): > > [not an entry] You had sand? Luxury! we had to make our own sand with a needle and a rock wall. [nae] > (Props to those who get the reference) I was going to add “Sand?” “Yes, sand.” after that, but didn’t want to 100% steal the line. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1770 "2025-01-18T20:00:35Z")
[Future generations of nurses would be trained to simply flick it with spoons kept in their pockets](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nurses-and-erections-question/551975) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1771 "2025-01-19T02:54:18Z")
Right back atcha, @Elmer_J.Fudd! > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The Donner girls put the leftovers back in the “fridge”. [I used to work for a kitchen supplier that sold products to the “Cooking Gallery” on Donner Pass Rd in Truckee, CA. I snickered like a child every time I took one of their orders.] ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1772 "2025-01-19T15:41:16Z")
I hope no one has nightmares… [![](https://i.etsystatic.com/18057099/r/il/e7fa1b/2229997269/il_fullxfull.2229997269_htv9.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/18057099/r/il/e7fa1b/2229997269/il_fullxfull.2229997269_htv9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1773 "2025-01-19T15:48:33Z")
Just another gathering of the Creosotes. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1774 "2025-01-19T16:10:22Z")
Charles Browne Fleet is introduced to his extended family. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1775 "2025-01-19T16:32:13Z")
“I want a thigh!” “I want the belly!” “Wait a minute - are we eating the kid or the kid?” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1776 "2025-01-19T16:50:16Z")
Eat the Rich _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1777 "2025-01-19T17:13:25Z")
MAGA Culture ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1778 "2025-01-19T19:29:04Z")
We’ve got a baby, we can feast. We can dine three days at least. Baby blood and baby bones. Baby butter for the baby scones. Baby’s had such very bad luck. Now into baby we will tuck! Eat the baby, add some salt. Bay leaves, barley, powdered malt. Now baby’s salted, she’s a treat. Her destiny it’s time to meet. Baby we need. Baby we feed. Eat with our teeth. Better than beef. Baby so soft, carried aloft, Big brown eyes… Caramelise! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1779 "2025-01-19T19:55:36Z")
We’re a vegetarian family. We only eat vegetarians. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1780 "2025-01-19T19:59:07Z")
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